Siobahn Loses Her Virginity! 10/10/06. 9:50am
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Howard came back from break and got Richard on the phone to find out if Siobahn had lost her virginity. Richard told Howard that they had been waiting for him to come back. KDK was getting worked up from his boyfriend in one room and Siobahn was cleaning up in her bathtub. Richard gave the phone to Siobahn so she could tell Howard what was going on.

Siobahn told Howard that she has to loosen herself up with her stint and a dildo. She said she uses Lilly of the Desert aloe jelly to lube herself up. She went into the bedroom to where this guy KDK was at. Siobahn was totally nude and KDK was laying on the bed fully erect according to Richard. Howard got KDK on the phone and he said he was ready to go. He said it had better happen right away though. There was some laughter and yelling going on in the background. KDK said that it did feel like a woman and it was very tight. Richard was about to puke in the background.

Richard was dry heaving like crazy as he was watching. He said it was the craziest thing he's ever seen. Siobahn got back on the phone but KDK lost his erection like a tire going flat. Richard got back on the phone and said that KDK was in there but when he came out he lost it. Richard said that KDK said it was because he was talking on the phone. Siobahn said that it felt really good while it was going on. She said that he wasn't all that big and it was a perfect size for her. She said she was on top of him at first but KDK wanted her to get on her back.

Howard had KDK on another line so he asked him what happened. He said that he was doing it but Siobahn's legs bothered her so she got off. KDK also said that it didn't feel like a vagina, it felt like a wound or maybe an ear or something. Siobahn insisted that it feels like a real vagina but KDK didn't agree.

KDK said that he has been with women before and the wound doesn't grab like a real vagina can. Siobahn said that he has to be lying because he was saying it felt like a woman when he was banging her. Siobahn said that her knees were hurting so she had to get off of him at one point. That's why the erection went away. She said that she likes the feel of a real cock though. She liked the way the head felt inside of her.

Howard wrapped up and Artie said that he was going to throw up from this. Howard told Siobahn did lose her virginity even if she didn't finish with the guy. KDK claimed that he was pissing in Siobahn's bathtub so she got pissed at that. Artie said that was just gross. Howard let Siobahn and KDK go and then took some phone calls. One guy said it was the nastiest shit he's ever heard. He was amazed that Siobahn couldn't believe that fake vagina didn't feel real.

Howard said that show should be good when it hits Howard TV. He wanted to talk to Richard but he had hung up on him. He asked Gary to try and get him back on but Gary wasn't in his office.

KDK: Yes. The website is www.kdkprankcalls.com and I also run an Internet radio station. The website for that is www.pcuradio.com. On there I do a show on Wednesdays called Psychobabble at 10 pm. On Saturday I do a show that has been on for 5 years now called KDK's Lunatic Fringe where I do live prank phone calls from numbers that are submitted from people on the pcu chat room.

Doc: How was the experience for you (with Siobahn) ?

KDK: It was very surreal, but it was exactly what I expected. I was completely ready for it. I didn't get nervous... I have been doing Internet radio for 5 years already. I know how to talk on the air. I think I came across pretty good, when I was in the studio anyway. haha

Doc: Any changes after the experience with your life-partner? Was there any jealousy after that?

Doc: Speaking of not moving, I watched the Howard TV episode and it didn't look like Siobahn was really riding you aggressively. Was that from the editing, or did she just not ride you very hard?

KDK: Well, he has never used his mangina before. I suspect that he doesn't really know how. He was sort of like a virgin.

Doc: Do you think you would have kept your erection, and had actually finished if you hadn't have gotten on the phone?

KDK: No. I never wanted to finish. I wanted to get in. And that is all they wanted. They didn't want me to go on for 15 minutes. They just wanted to get Richard's fake puking in there, and it's funny and it's done. If it would have gone on longer, it would have just been disturbing and sick.

Doc: F, Marry, Kill……..A guy's asshole, a woman's pussy, or what Siobahn has?

KDK: I didn't smell anything from Richard, and thank God I didn't smell the mangina. She had wanted me to go down on her, and I just told her flat out that is not going to happen. Her apartment was filthy and disgusting ……there is no carpeting, no tile, no linoleum, just bare sub floor plywood, stained with cat piss everywhere…the walls are bricks with mortar that is crumbling. Brick falling out of the wall. She has cat bullshit all over the place. Ropes hanging from the ceiling for the cats to climb up, and all sorts of shit hanging down that you are afraid to touch as you walk by through the place. The toilet has no seat because the cats scratch on it and she likes them to be able to drink the toilet water. She is basically all in just one room. The bedroom for example is sectioned off with chicken wire. I guess so she can lock certain cats out. And the bathroom is in the opposite end of the place. There is no door. You have to do it straight out in the open. Just a tub and a toilet. I didn't even see a sink in the place. There is a nook that would be considered a kitchen if there was anything to cook with. There was no microwave, no stove. Cabinets with doors ripped off and they were filled with cats. .

Doc: They need to do a Siobahn cribs episode to get into more detail there.