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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer
Can I Have Your Autograph... / Lexi Bardot
Lexi Bardot
03-31-07
 

We have all heard of the popular game Pictionary. Well, the Howard Stern show took that simple game, and gave it a bit of a twist by having two male virgins draw pictures from pens stuck up their butts (Ouch!! Don’t give it too much of a twist.) and the one who did the best got ”a date” with a hot porn star. Sphinctionary was the name of the game, and today’s featured Shrine Inductee, Lexi Bardot was the prize. And some prize she was I thought. She is about as hardcore as they come: drinking urine, choking,…even does black guys. But on that day, unfortunately, she did not rise to the occasion. Well, that is how Howard Stern felt after “the date” didn’t go so well. But you are wrong this time Howard. Lexi got a raw deal from you, Robin,  and many of the fans. The reason that “the date” didn’t go well is because of your staff, and because of a  big fat load by the name of KB. KB was the winner of the contest, and he was also the one who did not “rise” to the occasion,  and then he whined like a little bitch about it, accusing Lexi of not doing her part.  It was not until the second time out for KB that Howard got wise questioning if the guy was gay when KB again had a hard time getting the job done, this time with porn star Nicole Sheridan. Lexi was unable to call into the show the next day to explain her side of the story so  I contacted Lexi through her myspace account to see if she would like to tell her tale to the deansplanet readers, and she did not disappoint. Thank you Lexi for setting the record straight, and thank you for the autographed photo on its way. Give this gal another chance Howard. She rocks.

Doc: How did you like your Howard Stern show appearance?

Lexi Bardot: I loved being on the Stern show! Howard and Robin seemed really cool and seemed as though they took a genuine liking to me. I was happy to be there.

Doc: Who was your favorite to meet? Anyone you didn’t like?

Lexi Bardot: I didn't get to meet anyone off the air.

Doc: Any good behind the scenes stories you can share with the fans?

Lexi Bardot: No good BTS for you guys. I was surprised how small the office was. But I guess its NY right? We just waited in there until it was time to go on.

Doc: Howard and the gang have been dogging you since that show, saying you let KB and the show down. How do you respond?

Lexi Bardot: Yes, Howard has been dogging me. It’s kind of fucked up actually. The Stern production manager and I talked over the phone before I got to NY and went over the details of what was to occur on "the date." I told them I didn't want to fuck anyone, that I would give a BJ or Hand-job provided the guy could put a condom on. Even if you're a virgin you can still have STDs. Herpes is hereditary!!

As far as my STD status is concerned, I get tested every month for all STDs, including HIV of course, and I only have sex on and off camera with people that are tested as well. We in the adult industry are very particular about who we sleep with since we get paid to do it all the time.

Doc: KB claims you didn’t give much effort, wouldn’t even let him sit on the bed, etc.
Tell us about what really went on behind closed doors.

Lexi Bardot: Immediately following the show, the producer was like, 'Ok, take this guy to your room, we want to film you guys together before and after the date." I said, "Wait, my room, that wasn't agreed to, and filming wasn't either. “You mean it’s 9 am and you want me to take this guy to my room right now?" I was really caught off guard, I was under the impression per my conversation prior, that the date would happen that evening, maybe have a dinner, and then go to a room that the show provided, and I never agreed to any filming of it! That was a shady move on the show's part. Reluctantly, we went to my room, a total invasion of my privacy, bringing some guy I'd never met to my space. I may have sex on camera but I do have some boundaries, which is how I stay sane. Then the camera guy asked if he could roll sound during this "date" and I said “No way!” That was definitely not what I agreed to. KB sat down and immediately said he was super nervous, that he had no idea how he was going to get his dick hard because he failed twice before. Which he mentioned on the show as well. So I figured that we could sit and talk so he could relax, I took off his pants and asked him to jerk his cock so I could put a condom on it and then I could suck it/jerk it. After 5 minutes of him jerking nothing was happening, he excused himself and went into the bathroom for like another 15 minutes. When he came out, he still wasn't hard and I said why don't we just not worry about it and have a beer together. He accepted the beer, drank half of it and THEN told me how he'd been sober for almost a year! I asked why he drank the beer then!! He said to relax!!  I in no way "forced" him to drink a beer, I didn't know he'd been sober until he said so. On the show all he did was talk about using drugs, not being sober! I feel like the Howard Stern show set up myself and KB to look bad.

Doc: I understand, you couldn’t call in the next day like he wanted you to. Why was that? Would you be willing to call in again, or go back on to tell your side again or do something else?
Lexi Bardot: The show asked me to call in the following morning. I declined saying I had to be at the airport at 5:30am and I wasn't comfortable doing an interview on Howard Stern while waiting in the airport in front of families and children. At 6:15am I was seated in the plane and turned my phone off. When I got back to LA, it was 3pm east coast time and I did call the show, spoke with the production manager who said they didn't want to hear my side of the story anymore. I then emailed the show, and got no response.
Doc: Is there anything you would like to say to KB, to Howard, to his fans or to yours in this article?

Lexi Bardot: Since the show, I've gotten an almost equal amount of mail that either hates me for not fucking the guy, or loves me for not fucking the guy!! So in my mind, I did the right thing. Howard repeatedly told me I didn't have to do anything I didn't want to. I never agreed to have sex with KB, and I didn't want to. My fans still love me and respect me because I don't do anything I don't want to. I've gotten tons of emails supporting my decision not to just lower my standards and fuck KB. So I thank you guys!! You're awesome! To the fans, Howard and anyone who listens, I ask you this: Would you want to have sex with KB?

Doc: KB was back on the show, this time with another porn-star and she was able to bring him to completion, not with her hand or mouth, but with a lap dance. He had a hard time again from the sounds of it. 

Lexi Bardot: Who was the porn star?
Doc: Nicole Sheridan. Do you know her?

Lexi Bardot: Ha that's funny, Nicole Sheridan. I do know her and her husband Voodoo. I used to date Voodoo's brother Franky, for a moment. Porn is like an extended family, we're all related somehow. Voo and Nicole are good people, they only performed with one another which I thought was awesome and now they shoot camera and take stills on set. I've worked with them a few times and I genuinely like them. Glad she got the dude off!

Doc: Any new projects coming up?

Lexi Bardot: www.myfixations.com is my new project, as well as directing movies for www.tightfithd.com
Doc: Any chance I can get an ass drawing from you for my Stern Shrine?

Lexi Bardot: I'm keeping the ass drawings but will be doing more!!!!

Doc: What will Lexi Bardot be doing in 5 years?

Lexi Bardot: In 5 years I'll probably be living in San Francisco with my boyfriend, shooting for my websites and directing movies full-time. I'll still have Lacey Bardot (her dog)

Lexi's Websites:|
www.myspace.com/serenasinn

http://www.sexandthesybian.com/

http://www.solowxxx.com/