“Are you smarter than a fifth grader?” That’s the name of the new and “original” Fox Quiz show that asks adults questions that fifth graders would know the answers to. Gee, now where have I heard that game played before?  Oh yeah, the Howard Stern show has been playing that game forever. From all indications it looks like another Howard Stern idea is going to be a network hit. Of course, the new game show on Fox won’t quite be the same as the Stern version so we will just have to wait and see. Howard and company have played the game many different ways. The latest was just a few weeks ago when the questions, spell February,  name three continents, and define feline were some of the questions asked in the Howard Stern Show game show, “The Porn Stars vs. the Slow Adults.” 

Crackhead Bob, who scored a point for his team by counting to 5, RevBob Levy who listed Germany as a continent, and Miss Howard Stern, who thought that feline was a female dog lost to three porn stars……..barely. No one on either team could spell February, and today’s featured shrine inductee from the winning team, Lyla Lei, thought that feline was a line that you stand in for money. After the game, one of the porn stars, Liz Wilder, ended the show by having an orgasm on the Sybian, the female masturbation machine. Now that is must see tv. Howard TV.  I contacted Lyla by email and after she agreed to do an interview, and send me an autograph, I asked the True Fans of Stern from Howardshrine.net  and Stern fans at the new Howard Stern fan message board, thesternshownetwork.com to help out. Here is that interview.