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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer
Can I Have Your Autograph... / RePete
Repete AKA The
Touch Tone Terrorists
12-23-03
 
CALLING ALL PRANKSTERS!!!  CALLING ALL PRANKSTERS!!! Out went the emails. Gentlemen….we have a situation. Jeff Levy, the vomit master, ordered vomit fetish tapes from a company in Brazil and, despite several email correspondences with the company, nearly 2 months later he still has not received them. Something is terribly wrong and he is at his wits end. Hmmm…Sounds like a good time for a prank phone call. HAHA!!

I felt one prankster in particular was the best man for the job and luckily he was the one who answered the call. Got a customer service problem? What better person to lend a helping hand than today’s featured artist and shrine inductee Blade aka Junkyardwillie aka Repete aka The Touch Tone Terrorists.

I first contacted Repete for his autograph over two years ago. After visiting his website, I emailed my request and "Junkyardwillie" soon responded back , "I a send yo som shit.’ I sent out a SASE immediately to the address he gave me and just for fun enclosed a zip-lock baggy. A few weeks later I received in the mail, not one but 5 autographs, one for each of his "characters" at the time. Also enclosed was, sure enough, my baggy filled with "som shit."--a handful of grass straight out of Repete’s lawn. HAHA!!! Nice.

I explained to Repete the Levy situation and sent him some of the emails I had received from the video company’s representative, Marcy. Then I waited...first for his call to Jeff to take place and then, with my phone call recorder ready, for all the calls that I was sure would follow from the World’s #1 Emetophile. (I had been trying to help Jeff for weeks with this problem and I was getting daily calls from him...sometimes as many as 5 calls in one day.)

The result is another DeansPlanet.Com EXCLUSIVE: an outstanding prank phone call from the Touch Tone Terrorists. With permission from Jeff, here is that call along with some excerpts from the calls I received from Jeff the day before the prank, the day of, and the confusion that followed. This is also the very first time that my real voice has ever been heard on the web. Ladies, you might want to make sure you have some extra panties handy for this.

What is amazing to me is that the reason for the delay was discovered because of the prank call. Repete read the emails I sent him and decided to change the address to try and rile Jeff up. But what he didn't change was the key to the whole problem....104 G?

The Calls

After our puking..I mean punking of Levy I asked Repete if he would do an interview for us too about his upcoming movie and once again he didn't disappoint.
Doc: The filming of your movie I understand starts in Feb. Are you ready?
RePete: I think I know my lines. I BETTER know my lines because I wrote about 95% of the friggin' script. I gotta exercise contorting my mouth (to play this Jim Bob character). It gets tiring after about 30 seconds!
Doc: What needs to be done before then?
RePete: Well, we've got other people scouting and renting locations, building sets and props, making arrangements with actors, etc., etc., etc.
Doc: I had heard that you still needed to cast the lead actor. Did you find someone then?
RePete: Yes, we definitely got our guy. He's done a lot of theater stuff, so he's a really good actor. Plus he is able to be a really crazy, nutty, animated comedian as is required to be "Junkyard Willie".
Doc: How long do you think it will take to make?
RePete: Shooting in 28 days. Editing and doing the music and sound will take perhaps 6 months.
 
Doc: How long have you been working on this project so far?
RePete: I've obviously been working on developing the Touch Tone Terrorists characters since 1997. I've been working on this movie script (with the director) for 3 years.
Doc: Do you have enough funding yet?
RePete: Yes.
Doc: How much will the movie take to produce?
RePete: At this point we've got $150,000 BUT unlike other films there is no money to pay to a director or producer or to myself for that matter. I'm writing most of the music for free. Editing will be next to free because the director is co-owners of a studio. Plus the director is a wizard at getting deals that cut expenses. We're also saving about $100,000 by shooting on high definition video rather than film. Cabin Fever and the latest Star Wars movie were done on HDV. So $150,000 is deceptive. We're getting much, much more for our money than meets the eye!!!
Doc: How much of your own money do you have invested?
RePete: I basically spent $25,000 for the investor's trailer.
Doc: What expectations do you have with this movie?
RePete: I am hoping for a limited theatrical release of 25 to 50 theaters. Then hopefully it will catch on and justify a larger release.
Doc: How do you plan on marketing your product once it is completed?
RePete: The goal is to license the finished movie to a distributor like Artisan or New Line to put into theaters and also to get it on HBO or Comedy Central or? Going straight to video would be our last resort.
Doc: Have you talked to any major studios yet? Do you plan to?
RePete: Major studio don't pick up low brow, low budget movies like this one. Actually you can't even step foot into a major studio door without getting kicked out! We will be dealing with INDIE distributors. In fact some distributors will be looking at our footage as we shoot it. They may want to pick it up for distribution BEFORE we're even done shooting.
Doc: I understand you had some legal problems with UPS over your phone calls. Your movie certainly doesn’t look like you are worried about any legal problems with them anymore. No concerns?
RePete: UPS can go to hell. They have NO case against me. If they want to sue me then I will turn it into a publicity goldmine and then I will counter sue. Make my day!!!!!! A lawsuit might even guarantee us a theatrical release!
Doc: I remember hearing that you wanted to try and get Gary the Retard involved in your movie. Is he involved at all? Is anyone from the show? I watched some of your trailer and saw a vomit scene. Is there any role for Jeff Levy the vomitmaster?
RePete: Initially we had a great scene planned for Gary but it got cut out because the movie was pushing 2 hours in length. If there's a sequel then we'll call up Gary. I wanted to have Yucko the Clown in a scene but he never returned my emails. I don't have any ideas for scenes with anyone else from the wack pack.
Doc: Do you plan on playing a role or multiple roles in the film?
RePete: I'll be Jim Bob the Inbred Hillbilly.
Doc: Can I do a cameo?
RePete: You're the zillionth person to ask. We're done casting for featured players. You can be an extra though.
Doc: Do you plan on having any Stern references in the movie like SOTB did? Can you share any with us now if you do?
RePete: I was going to have a mention of "Nigga Please" but I took that mentioning out. I called into the Stern show once (as Willie) and said "I am tired of being IMPRESSED by the man". Originally that was going to be a line mentioned in the movie, but now the joke has been used already.

Be sure and visit The Touch Tone Terrorists website to check out the latest on the movie or pick up some cds and "som shit." If you would like to contact Jeff Levy you can email him at womenvomitonme@yahoo.com or give him a call at 718-338-3234.

He will be waiting for your call.