"I EAT ASS!!!" I've heard that phrase many times on the Howard Stern Show. Before "Cane Show 2 to 6" and "1-800-Trimspa" and with "My balls, your chin.","I EAT ASS." was a favorite line of Crazy Cabbie's at one time. I remember him saying it vividly because "I EAT ASS TOO." Big fan of ass eating. But today's featured artist took the whole idea one step further.

"I eat ass on stage." Yes, Rev Bob Levy first made waves on the Howard Stern Show when reports of him eating the asses of chicks in attendance at his comedy shows were mentioned by KC on the air, one of the his fellow Murderer's Row comrades.

Keeping my eye on Bob: his mentions on the show, his comments on Stern message boards, and his appearances sitting in on the news, it wasn't until Bob's Meanest Listener Contest (MLC) entries were first played on the show that I knew Stern fame and shrine consideration was just a matter of time. I contacted Bob via email within days and told him the good news.

In less than a week I received an autographed 8x10 from Bob. No SASE needed, no hassle, no problems. NICE!! At the time I didn't think that Bob would end up being the winner of the MLC. To be honest, I thought that the show was just playing them because they were funny and were not really considering them for the contest, what with Bob's close association with KC, Artie, and JJJohn. As the contest went on though it became apparent that Bob was a serious contender for the grand prize of $25,000 and a new Durango and rightfully so. Shortly after Bob was declared the winner I contacted him again to see if he would grant me an interview and Bob was cool enough to come through once again. Many Stern fans on various message boards have debated the final results of the contest. I personally think that Bob's final entry was the funniest and best performed but that Yucko's was the meanest. I mean, come on, it's hard to argue that gay jokes about KC (who really isn't gay..or is he?) is meaner than Yucko telling Robin she can't have any kids because she took all of her eggs and made a big nigger omelet... then ate it. Maybe you should think about buying that clown a new outfit assmunch or at least one of Daniel Carver's catalogs.hOnK HoNk Seriously, well deserved win Bob and thanks for everything.

Rev Bob Levy: Not really. I never had a slob come on stage. Most of the girls are pretty hot. The only one I did regret was in Long Island, I think. I got some bad blue cheese and I almost vomited on the crowd. I was gagging and had to hand the mic to someone in the audience. Also in Philly this chink broad came up and I didn't notice but she had a string hanging out the front. Florentine and KC were rolling. They said it looked like a mouse's tail.

Doc: What do you think smells worse, Yucko's clown outfit that hasn't been washed in 7-8 years or Benjy?

Rev Bob Levy: I think Yucko's clown outfit stinks more. Benji has never been that close to me.Maybe because I never brought food in the studio.

Doc: Good tip. Any behind the Stern scenes you can share with us fans?

Rev Bob Levy: I love watching Otto and George. He's fucking insane. He would call a nun a cunt. I never listened to any comedians. I just like busting balls. I got into comedy because I started listening to the Howard Stern show in the eighties. After he went to mornings I would stay up all night and listen then go to sleep at 11 in the morning and, yes, drugs did help. I heard the plug for Jackie hosting an open mike night at Rascals. It was Jackie who came up the reverend name for me.

Doc: What was it like roasting Howard and the rest of the gang?

Rev Bob Levy: It was great roasting them. You have to give it up to them for putting themselves in a position to get ripped apart by us.They were all good sports with it. When Howard had me in for the news before the finals started, he played all my roasts, and I thought they were gonna rip me apart, but they were so cool about it.

Doc: Did you think you were going to win?

Rev Bob Levy: Yeah, the poop was pretty sick. We always fuck with each other on the road, like Florentine taking a upper decker in my toilet. Sometimes we order room service to one of the other guy's rooms. But the best was when I ordered a hooker to my friend's room years ago and she wouldn't leave unless he gave her some money. She was gonna have her driver come up to kick his ass. It cost him 50 bucks to get rid of her.

Doc: Speaking of Florentine, we have had reports that he may be gay. That's true isn't it?

Rev Bob Levy: Florentine is far from being gay. He's just a good kisser.

Doc: How has being on the Stern show affected your career, your life?

Rev Bob Levy: It has been the best thing that could happen. His show is bigger than any show to be on. Fuck Letterman or Leno. You go on Stern and you pack places around the country. The Stern fans are the most loyal fans in the world. It has totally changed my life. I now work with Artie and KC alot, who have also become good friends, and Florentine, who I've been friends with for over 10 years.

Doc: What if anything have you learned from Howard and your appearances on the show?

Rev Bob Levy: As someone who had a radio show and is looking now for a show, watching Howard do his show is incredible the way he keeps the show moving. That's why he is still on top after all these years. I get more comfortable each time I go in.

Rev Bob Levy: I worked on a small station in South Jersey/Philly area. It was me, fellow comedian Eric McMahon and Vinny Brand. Our show was called "What's you problem?" People could call in or fax whatever pissed them off and we would try to solve it, and fuck with them. I am looking to get on WSP in Philly but this shit takes awhile.

Doc: Just curious, does Stuttering John owe you money right now ?

Rev Bob Levy: Well, John does owe me money right now but not from gubbing it. He owes it from a flight we had to change for Artie, so John send the ffffffffucking money.

Doc: Do you know if anyone from the show knows about the shrine and the legend that is Doc and what they think ?

Rev Bob Levy: Do I think the meanest listener contest was rigged for me to win? Hold on.. Howard was it rigged? No, he said no. I don't know how people could say it was rigged, the viewers voted. One guy wrote on one of the message boards that I was on the show a while back and I was on saying I needed a new car and that's why Howard had the contest. What the fuck? I wish Howard liked me that much. My next goal is to be the Lord of the Anal Rings. I've been practicing with my mother in law. Here I come Artie!!

Doc: Sounds like someone might be taking question 1 a bit too serious. HAHAHA

Thanks again Bob. Nothing but continued success.

To check out his comedy show schedule, buy his cds, or learn more about Bob visit him at his website RevBobLevy.com or to order your very own Rev Bob roast visit wackpackgreetings.com.

If you are a hot chick and you would like to have your ass eaten, try and get to one of Bob's show....or save the cover and simply email me at howardshrine@aol.com. I can't speak for Bob but for me no experience is necessary and cleanliness is optional. However, there is a two drink minimum.