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by Doc, DeansPlanet.Com staff writer |
| Can I Have Your Autograph... / Rita G |
| Keepin'
It Real With RITA G |
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YAAY!!
Summer is finally here. That may have been the longest stretch
of rainy days I can remember. But the hot temperatures have
finally arrived and what better time to induct another HOT
piece to the shrine. Before we do though I wanted to say a
few words about the last month or so.
For me, the last few weeks have been dreary not just because
of the rain but because the Greatest Website EVER, DeanPlanet.Com,
has been offline.
It’s not just the Greatest Website EVER, in my opinion
it’s the best Stern website going with the coolest webmaster
there is, Dean S. Planet. Dean is redesigning the popular
site as well as shopping around for a server who can handle
his high traffic, but rumor has it that it should be back
online in just a few weeks, so hang in there folks. My apologies
to those whose articles and interviews, as a result, have
been postponed like Amanda who licky-licked Tabitha’s
vag on a recent Lesbian Dial-A-Date. How did Tabitha taste?
You will all find out soon. Also coming up, Melrose
Larry Green gives a rare interview where he claims to
be the King of the Wack Packers as well as discusses his current
problems with the Show and superfan Joey Boots. And Jen, the
newly crowned MissButtaface, offers some interesting revelations
about her preparation for the contest, along with generously
donating a signed paper bag to the shrine.
But the Shrine site has not been entirely idle. Along with
a huge overdue update, we did manage to host Shrine inductee
Yaqi’s press release announcing his retirement. Yaqi
was nice enough to even mention the site on the air. Thank
you Yaqi and get well soon my man. And, of course, a huge
thank you goes out to Dean for all the technical help once
again.
If anyone would like us to host a press release, make some
kind of statement, or have any other ideas for the site please
feel free to contact me.
One idea currently in the works is having the signatures and
handwritten letters professionally analyzed by Stern guest
and expert
Bart Baggett. All this and much, much more coming soon
to the second Greatest Website EVER.
Today’s Shrine inductee was recently on the Stern show
to show Howard her breasts. This is something many women
have done many, many times before, but none were more memorable
than Rita G’s appearance. Rita claims to have the World’s
Best Natural Breasts and Howard and the gang- and I’m
talking gang- put her to the test. I believe 13 people total
paraded into the studio to feel , hold flashlights up to,
press glass against, then feel them some more to determine
if they were indeed real breasts or just excellent implants.
It seemed everyone was in on the exam. Wood-Yi gave them a
squeeze. Benjy tried putting them in his mouth. Howard had
her doing jumping jacks. Artie gave her a big hug. Even Robin
got in on the act with a very rare groping as Fred laid on
the horn throughout. Honk Honk !! And Rita hung in like a
good sport through it all. I thought the appearance made for
some great radio and even better TV and no doubt made Rita
a Shrine-worthy guest. Thank you Rita. Now fess up: Are those
breasts real or not? HAHA. Rita did go and have a breast MRI
the following day that proved once and for all that her breasts
are the real deal and possibly the World’s Best. They
certainly get my vote. |
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| I
visited Rita’s
website shortly after the E! show aired and hunted for
an email address. I missed her email for some reason (maybe
it was my huge erection- all the blood down below, you see)
and ended up emailing someone who helps with her website--
I think. Still not sure about the nature of their relationship,
but someone from www.miamisfinest.com
did get back to me and one day later: A killer interview
with Rita and an autographed photo on the way. Thanks mystery
man.
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| Doc:
Thank you Rita for granting me this interview. I really enjoyed
your recent appearance on the Howard Stern show. When they
were feeling your breasts some like Robin and Gary said that
they felt something. What do you think they were feeling,
if anything? |
 Rita: The doctor told me that most women’s tits consist of
fatty breast
tissue but that I have zero fatty breast tissue. My breasts
contain ALL glandular tissue, meaning muscle glands, breast
glands, milk glands etc.... If you look at an anatomy chart
it will show you what glands look like and you just imagine
that they feel exactly like they look. So most women’s
tits feel like a whole lot of nothing and mine feel like a
whole lot of little somethings but definitely NOT one big
bag of silicone.
Doc: Rita, please try to use the word breasts during this interview. Thank you. Overall, how was the whole experience for you? |
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| Rita:
It was a great experience although I was a little nervous
at first and I thought I would be permitted to discuss something
other than my breasts at some point so people could get a
better picture of me as a person as well. I didn’t mind
being slightly humiliated because I know what makes good TV
and I love it when I watch a really funny stern episode. It's
the worst when women get really quiet like they’re gonna
cry, or when they get too defensive and try too hard to convince
you that they’re not a bimbo - they just look ridiculous
anyway and that's when Howard’s goons will really pounce
on you. |
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| Doc:
What do you consider your best feature? |
| Rita:
I guess I would consider my ass and hips my best physical
feature because the shape is pretty unique. But the things
I like most about me are really intangible. |
| Doc:
You didn’t seem to have any problem with everyone feeling
your breasts. Anyone’s touch stand out for you, anyone
get too carried away? |
| Rita:
For some reason I thought that anyone who is accustomed to
feeling fake tits would know immediately after touching mine
that they are real. That is why I was eager to have people
satisfy themselves of the truth. Kinda like - please don’t
take my word for it - experience the undeniable proof for
yourself. I don’t see how they could not have known
and I think they were just taking advantage of the fact that
I was such a willing participant....unlike half the girls
they have who may not be extremely HOT and they have to beg
them to show their fucked up boob jobs for money. I think
it was Gange or Benjy who actually tried to rip my tits out
of the socket by forcefully juggling them to death - that
horn sound was going crazy. Well that actually hurt but I
didn’t say anything. My breasts normally get very swollen
and look like two water balloons about to burst about 2 weeks
out of every month (due to hormonal changes with a woman’s
period - most common in women with breasts consisting of glandular
tissue) and then they go down a little in weight and in size
the other two weeks. I wear a B-bra because I like it to fit
tight enough so I don’t feel them jiggle when I run
down stairs or workout. |
| Doc:
Along with the World’s best natural breasts you also
claim to have the prettiest private parts. What makes your
privates so special? |
| Rita:
I really love looking at pictures of my pussy (oops..can you
say that). My lips just look so juicy. They are pretty fat
and wonderfully shaped - it's like a puffy little pillow you
just want to lay your head on and fall asleep. But what makes
it really unique is that all of the muscles at the bottom
of my ass where the back of my inner thighs connect are really
developed and form a cozy little 'house' for my pussy with
many intricately carved out grooves and curves....that's what
i meant when i said 'architecture'... i think it just makes
the view VERY interesting and shots from the back seem to
show it best. |
| Doc:
Vagina please. After the E! show aired, Howard on the radio
said that the whole thing was a bit, that they were just saying
they thought your breasts were fake so they could parade everyone
in to feel them. Was this planned ahead do you know? What
were you told going in? |
| Rita:
I had no idea about this. I would have love to have known
before hand because I would have had a lot more fun joking
around and being myself. For starters I was a wee bit preoccupied
just trying to keep from looking like a jackass and being
the butt of any jokes - but it's also a bit unsettling for
others to adamantly assume I am lying about something. That
goes against my 'constitution' in the biggest way. And secondly
if I lie I tell white lies or lies by omission I would NEVER
boldly claim something on his show that could be so easily
proven. I was somewhat insulted that they didn’t at
least know that I was smart enough NOT to lie. I was begging
for someone to prove I have implants. |
| Doc:
I visited your website recently and saw that you did some
modeling work in Italy. How did that go? Do you do many modeling
gigs a year or is most of your work for the site? |
| Rita:
I do lots of different types of modeling. I can strike a pose
with clothes the same way I can with no clothes. I’ve
done lots of promotional, print, calendars etc.... but I get
the most enjoyment from the freedom I have shooting glamour/nude.
I like creating pictures that turn ME on when I look at them.
I think I do these pictures more for myself but I am ecstatic
that everyone else loves them too. Also I don’t think
I could have a very successful site if it were full of pics
that look like a J.C. PENNEY catalogue... lol |
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| Doc:
I also see that you like being behind the camera too, taking
photos of your models. Which do you prefer? |
| Rita:
I love shooting other models. Because I know how I want to
be shot it helps me understand how to shoot other models and
shooting other models helps me understand how to be a better
model when I am in front of the camera - it’s very enjoyable
but also helpful for me. It also makes me have little tolerance
for photographers who just can’t seem to give me exactly
what I want. not to mention I love the power I feel when these
chicks basically surrender to me and do naughty things at
my urging - basically because they trust me - they know I'm
not trying to fuck them or shooting them to get cheap thrills
and that I am only concentrating on how I can make their body
look it's best. And they respect me - I think these are some
of the best conditions to be shooting under. Although I am
an amateur - I just started experimenting one day and I liked
the results. I am only making 'educated' guesses at all the
technical stuff and I definitely need more professional lighting
equipment so if anyone can help out......you know where to
reach me! :) |
| Doc:
Thank you Rita. I hope to see you and those beautiful natural
TITTY TITTY TIT TITS on the Show again real soon. |
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