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Can I Have Your Autograph... / Riding Off Into The Sunset
Riding off into the "Sunset"
09-16-05
 
Yesterday I added a few last  minute submissions to Howardshrine: The Book,  which included autographed photos from Eric the Midget and porn star Rebecca Love, and the interview in this article with today's featured shrine inductee, the lovely and talented Sunset Thomas. After 6 years of collecting autographs of people associated with the Howard Stern, and 4 years of doing interviews with many of those folks, it is with mixed emotions that I announce that this article and this interview will be my last. After  6 months of hardwork I was elated to finally send the completed book to the printer yesterday, and now I anxiously wait for the final product to come back in about 3 weeks. I think it came out fantastic-unless the printer screws it up somehow. It is something that I am very proud of and I believe a must have for any true fan of Howard Stern. But will anyone else see it besides me and a few other people? Time will tell. I ordered 5 copies: One for me, one for Dean and one for Bart Baggett, two huge contributors to the book. One for a publisher and one for a literary agent, both of whom are very interested in reviewing the book for possible publication. I guess we will just have to see how that goes. Perhaps I will offer it on my site at some point in the future, perhaps you will be able to buy one on ebay one of these days, perhaps it will just end up collecting  dust in my bookshelf and the bookshelves of the people I mentioned. I am not sure what is in store for this book, but one thing I do know for certain: I have had more fun the last 6 years than any man should be allowed to have. Everything after this is just icing on the cake. But it is also a sad time for me to walk away from something that has been so enjoyable all these years. I believe, however, that my book is the perfect way to conclude this crazy, fun-filled journey and to say, adios and Bababooey to y'all. 

I would like to thank Dean for the great opportunity he has given me the last 4 years here at the Planet and for all his support and friendship. I would also like to thank Jeremy the Loner for a wonderful job writing the Foreword to my book. I look forward to your gentlemen's interviews with Stern guests in the future. Maybe once in awhile slip in a "How big is your penis?" or  "How would you describe Benjy's odor?" for your old buddy Doc. 

I have always enjoyed Sunset's appearances on the Stern show but when I saw the Princess of Porn recently on some of the HBO's Cathouse shows On Demand and saw that beautiful smile and amazing body of hers in action  I just had to have her. I had tried getting her autograph in the past but was unsuccessful. After watching the Cathouse shows just a few weeks ago I sent a self addressed stamped envelope, photo, and autograph request to the Bunny Ranch not realizing that she wasn't there anymore. While in the final days of proofreading my book this week a friend of mine, the GreenLantern, contacted me and asked if I would like Sunset's contact information. Awesome!!!! I immediately emailed Sunset my request and that day I was contacted by Kent Wallace who made it happen. Thank you GreenLantern once again ( He helped me get an interview with LeeAnna Heart before ) and thank you Kent Wallace for helping me get this outstanding interview with Sunset. Enjoy.
Doc: How many times have you been on the Stern show? Which appearance was your favorite?
Sunset Thomas: I'm pretty sure I've been on Howard's show at least a half-dozen times, maybe more! My favorite episode was when I appeared with William Shatner of Star Trek fame. I've always been a big fan of his and I was pleasantly surprised that the feeling was mutual. The show was some kind of contest where a listener had to beat Shatner at a game of Trekie trivia. If the listener won, he got a date with me—sadly, Captain Kirk, beamed the guy's butt out of the competition and alas, Sunset had no extraterrestrial sexual activities.
Doc: Who is your favorite on the show? Anyone you don't like? How would you describe Benjy's odor? 
 
Sunset Thomas: I love Robin! She was always very respectful of me, on and off camera. Robin always engaged me in intimate conversation—she seemed genuinely concerned for me, my career, and my personal life. In fact, after I'd left Dennis Hof and the Bunny Ranch—in a whorl of controversy—she pulled me aside and congratulated me for making such a bold, and wise, decision. I love Robin. As for Benjy—his body smells like a bunch of used, brothel, bed sheets!
Doc: In April of 2004 you won a date with Wack Packer Double A. Tell us a little about that date. 
Sunset Thomas: That was actually, one of the funniest, fucking shows I'd ever been on, or for that matter, ever seen. Again, it was a contest—Double A would win a date with me, if Beetlejuice could repeat some ridiculously simple song lyric or phrase, in an allotted time. Double A was desperate to win and tried everything he could to get Beetlejuice to get it right. It was maddeningly hilarious. I don't think Beetlejuice quite got it right, but apparently he was close enough, because Double A won the date. The actual date took place immediately after the show. Double A and I were whisked off in a limo for a luncheon at my friend's restaurant on Mulberry Street, in Little Italy. We were all over each other on the ride downtown—and I soon had Double A's downstairs' digit in my hand and mouth. That ride was off-the-hook. When we got to the restaurant they'd set us up with a private table in the back patio area—where Double A, divided his time between pizza and pieces of me!
Doc: I understand that Double A went out to the Bunny Ranch for a party with you there. How did that go? How would you describe his performance? How large was his penis? As much details as possible please. 
Sunset Thomas: Actually, what happened was the day of our “official date” I was having some technical difficulties with my coochie—let's put it this way, the marinara sauce wasn't exclusive to the pasta—if you get my drift. So, since we couldn't totally consummate our date, I offered to host Double A at the Kit Kat Guest Ranch (I'd already bolted the Bunny Ranch).  A few months later, Double A was in Vegas, celebrating a bachelor party with some friends. When he came to the ranch, I wasn't available, but we set him up with a bevy of beauties and as I understand it—he ate more than Ron Jeremy at a smorgassboard!
Doc: What is the craziest party that you did at the Bunny Ranch?
Sunset Thomas: There were so many, but one in particular stands out, because it was really enjoyable. A couple came in requesting a threesome, which was fine by me, because I'm equally attracted to both sexes, and the wife was HOT! Anyway, their idea wasn't a particularly standard threesome. They wanted to role play and switch sexual identities. Meaning that she wore a strap on and made love to me—which was really hot because  I got to suck her off while fondling her beautiful boobs—and then kiss her soft, pouty lips while she fucked me. Then she had me strap on another big cock apparatus and do her husband in the ass. It was so hot. We'd dressed him in one of my teddies, and dolled him up in makeup. We had him on all fours with me pounding him from behind, while he sucked off his wife. That was a blast!
Doc: I caught a few of the Cathouse shows and, yes, I remember that your specialty was working with couples. What are some of the things you like doing with couples? 
Sunset Thomas: Not every couple party gets as wild as the aforementioned, role switch extravaganza. However, what I love about couple parties is that I get to help these people explore their fantasies. There is nothing like, having a guy, stroking himself off, while watching his wife make it with a hot babe. And there is nothing as reaffirming as the trust a woman shows by allowing her man to have unbridled sexual passion with another woman. What I really like is when we share the man's cock. Taking it back and forth—from one mouth to another, seeing who can get him to pop his load first, and then sharing the salty concoction between us in a wet, sticky kiss.
Doc: Is there any request that you had to turn down?
Sunset Thomas: I'm fairly liberal when it comes to sexual peccadilloes, but I had to draw the line when a client asked me to defecate in his mouth! No shit! (which was exactly what I told him).

Doc: In the shows I saw your body was simply amazing. I honestly don't know if you have ever looked better. Six pack abs and all. How do you stay in such great shape? 

Sunset Thomas: Larry Flynt has said that I look better today than when he first met me back in the early nineties. I owe it all to a work out regime I began after having my first baby. I have always been an exercise nut. Feature dancing all over the country also has a lot to do with keeping toned. Of course, a regular diet of dick does wonders in keeping a girl physically fit and her complexion soft and smooth!

Doc: If someone were to rent only one movie that you made, which one do you recommend? Which one was the most fun for you to make? 

Sunset Thomas: That's a toughie! Of course Michael Ninn's, Sex and Latex were big hits and critically acclaimed. And my latest, Misty Beethoven, allowed me the opportunity to really act, and even sing. But if I had to pick one, I think I'd select Sunset's Anal and DP Gangbang. The reason is that I knew I'd never do anything like that in my personal life—although, it had always been a fantasy. I figured, that if I did it—I do it in such a way that my fans could get in on the action and so I made that flick and it was the wildest, hottest experience of my life.

Doc: Any new projects or movies coming up? 
Sunset Thomas: I've never been busier! I've opened two topless cabaret's “Diamond Jack & Sunset Thomas' Gentleman's Club,” in Phoenix, Arizona and Reno, Nevada. I'm working on my Autobiography, American Whore, with Kensington Press. I served as a ring girl on a recent Showtime, Heavyweight Championship fight. I have a racehorse named after me—I suspect she'll win each of her races by a head! Of course, I have my own website sunsetslife.com and my own product line—Sunset Wear. I'm providing sex advice to Esquire Magazine and always entertaining film offers. I'm a busy beaver!
Doc: This interview is going to be included in my tribute book to Howard Stern. What would you like to say about Howard or to Howard? 
Sunset Thomas: I'd like to tell Howard that I both adore and admire him. He has always been unafraid to do it his way—and he's always been part of the vanguard of First Amendment freedoms. As a member of a closely scrutinized industry, I can only thank him for fighting the good fight and killing his foes with fiendishly, funny stuff. I never met Lenny Bruce, but I have met Howard!  I would also like to thank Howard, for caring about me—despite his on-air persona of detachment—he is truly a kind, caring, regular guy, who seems to consider all his guests, members of his family.
Doc: Finally, does size matter and what do you recommend to people for great sex?
Sunset Thomas: Size only matters if the only thing a guy knows how to use is his dick! The best sex is complete and utter abandonment of fears and reservations. People need to follow, and fulfill their fantasies. Talk openly. Share freely. And feel good about yourself—that way you can make others feel good about getting what you're giving.

Doc: Fantastic job Sunset. Thank you.

And finally, thank you  to the readers of DeansPlanet.Com for all the nice emails of encouragement and support over the years, they were much appreciated. Thank yous also go out  to ALL the Stern Internet fans on ALL the message boards. Good times. I hope you had as much fun with all the silly banter as I did. Thanks for playing . Of course, old habits are hard to break so don't think you have gotten rid of me completely. I still plan on lurking on all the message boards for awhile and make a comment or two on my site when I find something blog-worthy.  I  also plan on continuing to post on my message board, so drop by if you feel like chatting. And I will continue calling in to the show like I have for years, now and when we finally make the move to Sirius!!  So listen close. Can you tell which callers are me?  I bet you can't. Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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