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Can I Have Your Autograph... / Tara
Tara
04-17-04
 

Tits and asses….asses and tits…Everyone seems to love a nice set of tits and a great ass. But what’s the big attraction? Tits, I understand. They were a food source for many of us for God‘s Sake….but the ass ? The booty ? the poopshoot? or as the once great Andrew Dice Clay use to describe it, "Two chunks of flesh that shit tumbles out of." Yes, the ass has a slightly different function and childhood memory. No one has ever sucked on an ass for a meal. Unless you are from Germany maybe.

There is just something about that ass. It’s like looking at someone’s face from the back. Every one of them is so distinct. One of my favorite pastimes is to take the family to a department store, sit at the deli while they are shopping and check out all the asses that go by. I swear some of them even wink at me.

Yup, no matter what they were designed to do, I love the shitter of a hot chick. While working on this article I had a revelation of sorts. What is my favorite part of a hot chick? After some careful thought I had my answer: Why the holes, of course!! …. but those ass cheeks aren’t too far behind….and THEN the eyes.

If you are also a fan of the female T and A then the Stern show is the show for you. Not a show goes by, it seems, that some hot babe is not showing her funbags or dumper or both to Howard often letting him and the gang have a handful or two. Honk!!! Honk !!!
Which brings me to today’s featured shrine inductee and artist, Tara. "As God is my witness, she’s got a great ass." Many fans may not even realize that she was deemed by Howard as having the Best Ass years ago. I seem to recall Howard telling many ladies that they have the best ass. It's a title he tends to throw around a lot.. ( kind of like the way he passes the label "comedic genius" around) but no one can deny that Tara has one fine turdcutter. A Grade A bottom, not to mention a nice set of knockers, pretty face, flat stomach, shapely legs . I bet she even has a tight yet comfortable…..well, lets just say she’s got it all, including a cool gig on an up and coming radio show with Stern show favorite, the Reverend Bob Levy. (check out their show every Sunday night 7-9 and a special broadcast LIVE from Las Vegas on May 11th, 12, & 13th.

Tara was nice enough to recently give us an interview about their radio show and her appearances on the Stern show. Enjoy!!
Doc: Thank you Tara for granting me this interview. I understand that you appeared on the Howard Stern show. Tell us a little about that appearance.
Tara: The first time I saw Howard I was shocked and couldn’t believe how tall he was. I knew he was tall, but not that tall. Especially next to me. I am only 5’2". Howard and everyone from the show were wonderful. This was back in the Jackie days. I didn’t get picked apart like most of the girls do when they get on the show. I didn’t give them any reason to. Most girls get on there and start running their mouths and open the door for it. Some women are just completely oblivious to what it is going on and they just ask to be picked apart. Even if they did try to pick me apart, I know I would have been able to come right back at them.
Doc: Speaking of opening the door, how did you get invited to be on the show?
 
Tara: I remember sitting at the table one night with my family and we were talking about Howard and the show, and I said to them " I will be on there someday, you’ll see." I didn’t know what for just yet but if I pursued it I knew it would happen. I was in New York for an audition at Playboy Enterprises, and while I was there I overheard one of the girls talking about the Howard Stern show and that they were evaluating women for Penthouse. Penthouse wasn’t what I would have liked to do at the time, but I figured it would get me on the show. I was doing a lot of modeling work at the time and I thought I would be able to promote myself while I was there. So I gave the show a call and spoke with KC about it. They set it up for me to come in one day the following week. Well I got a call sooner from KC and he asked if I would be interested in coming in for something the day before the evaluation. He told me some dummy called in claiming she had the best ass in the world and she wanted to prove it. So, Howard and everyone else had to guess who the girl was that called in claiming she has the best ass! I asked him what I had to do, and he filled me in with all the details. At first I declined, but after thinking about it for a while I called him back and said I would do it. I was scheduled to come in. I figured I would be standing in a bathing suit, it’s not that big of deal. I spent most of my days in one, why not on the Stern show? I was a little nervous at first but it actually turned out ok. Howard was very nice to me. He didn’t have anything bad to say. I received nothing but compliments from everyone on the show. That show was just the start of what was to come on future shows. Many women called in claiming that they were the ones with the best ass and they wanted to prove it and it was this ongoing saga. What people didn’t know was that I never said that I was the one with the best ass in the world, some other chick did. Even though I probably could have. I’m not the stuck up bitch type and I sure don’t need anyone else’s opinion on the way I look. I am confident with myself. I think all women are beautiful in there own special way. This was a contest for Howard and the rest of the people from the show to guess which one of us girls called in claiming to have the best ass. I was there just to throw them off. Everyone from the show thought it was me and I was given the title of best ass, but I never started the whole thing, some skinny little chick with no ass at all was the one who started it. It turned out to be this big contest now. It wasn’t supposed to be like that, it just turned out that way. I’ll take the title.
Doc: So overall, how was the whole experience for you?
Tara: It was worth the whole ½ hour of fame! I got to meet the crew and see that they are just normal people too. After many years in the entertainment business you begin to understand what they go through. I had the opportunity to help out the show and promote myself while I was there, and I didn’t have to show my BOOBIES! :) They still air that episode every once in a while. I usually receive a million calls from friends and family telling me that they saw me on E!
Doc: Any good behind the scenes of the Stern show you can share with us fans.
Tara: I would never kiss and tell!
Doc: Hmmm…interesting. Anyone or anything you didn’t like?
Tara: There was one thing I didn’t like that happened in the green room while we were waiting to be brought in. There was another chick that was there as a decoy as well and she was saying things to me and trying to start a fight. It took a lot for me to hold back. I figured she couldn’t afford to lose the only two teeth that were left in her mouth. White Trash! Pretty much everyone including Howard picked her apart when we were in the studio. She was just one of those chicks that didn’t know when to shut the F up!
Doc: I've seen some recent pics of you at the www.wjse.com website and it looks to me that you still got a smoking ass. What do you do to keep in such great shape?
Tara: I am up at 5:30 every morning and I’m at the gym by 6 am to workout. I love Pilates, and yoga. I do a lot of cardio. Running is my thing. I went to college on a athletics scholarship because of my running ability. I have protein shakes for breakfast and for snacks I’m not one for eating much junk, although I do crave it once in a blue moon. It’s important for me to stay healthy. I have to.. it’s part of my line of work.
Doc: Protein shakes, huh? Have you been in other contests for your beauty?
Tara: The answer to the question would be endless. My favorite out of the many has to be 1st place in Atlantic City. I won $5000 cash and the title of Miss. Decadence courtesy of Mr. Donald Trump himself. That particular competition is what started my career here at WJSE 102.7. Another one would be the Miss Hawaiian Tropics. I made a killing on that as well, $500 bucks a pop for 1st place every time. I traveled and did the circuit with that one.
Doc: How did you hook up with RevBob?
Tara: I am pursuing a career in comedy myself. When Bob originally came here to the station to propose the show "What’s Your Problem?" I only knew of him through the Stern Show with his roasts. I had no idea that he had this show on the side. I introduced myself to him and asked him for some guidance in my pursuit of comedy. Anyone can tell you that it is tough breaking into the comedy business. I didn’t know too much about it and he really helped me. From that moment on Bob and I became very good friends. The owner of the station here at WJSE 102.7 Al Parinello approached me with the idea to join the show. When Bob had the show elsewhere they had this chick that read the news and chimed in once in a while, but supposedly she wasn’t very funny and she didn’t have very good reading skills. They used to bust her chops all the time. I think they said a 1st grader could read better then her! :)
Doc: Speaking of 1st grader skills (have you seen Bob’s spelling? :) How do you like working with Bob?

Tara: I love working with Bob. There is never a dull moment. I love his humor; he is quick with his comebacks; he makes me crack up. Sometimes I have to shut my mic off because I will laugh out of control with some of the things he comes up with. Sometimes I know what he is going to say even before he says it. I never get offended with anything he says, it’s all in good fun. That’s what is wrong with people nowadays. I choose to put myself in that position. I can handle it. Same thing with Howard. What he is going through right now is bullshit. If I were offended in anyway then I would remove myself from being a part of it. It’s my choice. If I didn’t like what was being said then I wouldn’t listen. End of story!!

People are complaining that they shouldn’t have to get up and dive for their remotes because what is being played on TV or what is being said on the radio. Most of these people should be thankful for it. That’s probably the most exercise any of these fat asses have had in a while. Some people are never satisfied in life. They always have to have conflict surrounding them to survive. These are the people that are attacking Howard. Sometimes things need to be put on the edge, if it weren’t, then it would get old and boring kind of like the people that are complaining.

Doc: Any new markets opening up for you guys?
Tara: There has been some talk about other stations having an interest with our show and syndication, but nothing is set in stone as of yet.
Doc: What are your goals for the show?
Tara: Our goal is to continue to create laughter, and if another station likes what they hear, and syndication arises, then we will continue to create laughter in other markets as well. This isn’t like a job for any of us. We honestly do try to help people. Anyone can call us with a problem and we will do our best to help.
Doc: Would you consider going back on the Stern show?
Tara: Yes, of course. I was just there not too long ago for the second time. I helped the show and played a joke on John Stamos. Howard gave me $500 just for helping out. I wasn’t expecting that at all. Afterwards we went to lunch with Levy and Artie.
Doc: Any future Stern appearances in the works?
Tara: I plan on going back to get John’s job. I think they could use another female figure on that show, besides the guest. I think Levy is up for the job as well, so if I disappear anytime soon – have the FBI check him out! :)
Doc: What has been your favorite moment on the radio show?
Tara: We are the highest rated modern rock station in all of New Jersey and we bring in all of the great concerts to Atlantic City. We have had bands like Korn, Nickelback, Saliva, Default, Live, Staind, STP, and 3 Doors Down. The list is endless. We did the show live from the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City before the 3 Doors Down concert. We had a lot of people coming up to the live broadcast to present their problems. It was a great show as always. If any one wants to see pictures of me with some of these bands you can check them in the picture archives section on our web site.
Doc: How about your least favorite moment?
Tara: I’d have to say my least favorite time was when Bob was away at a comedy appearance and couldn’t make it back in time for the show, so we had to go on without him. L I go through Bob withdrawal when I don’t get to see him.
Doc: Do you think Bob drinks too much?
Tara: Nahhhh… is there really such a thing as too much? If so, we would all be guilty.
Doc: Now that Bob is single, do you think you two will hook up?
Tara: No, why ruin a good thing.
Doc: Have you already? (Any juicy details would be great.)

Tara: In Levy’s mind I’m sure we have. :) There have been some wild times out at shows, but I don’t kiss and tell remember? I guess you will have to attend the shows to find out for yourselves.

Doc: Yeah, me and you have had a few dates in my mind too. Any new projects coming up?
Tara: It's pretty hectic here. We have a shitload of concerts coming in that we need to prepare for. I just got back from Atlanta. I spent a few days out there for a photo-shoot. It is for a 16 month calendar coming out April 2005. It was done by a Playboy photographer who discovered the Dahm Triplets. It was amazing being on a shoot like that. Very professional. I will keep everyone posted as to when it will be released.
Doc: Finally, What’s your problem?
Tara: Hemorrhoids! :) Just kidding I took care of them a long time ago……… :)
Doc: HAHA!! Thanks Tara for a great interview and for taking care of that wonderful ass… and I don’t mean Bob. :)