Today we feature porn-star and strap-on Queen, the beautiful Zana. Zana recently appeared on the Howard Stern show to use a strap-on on wack packer Hi-Pitch Eric. Hi-Pitch had volunteered to take one for the show but when "push" came to "shove" Eric backed out saying that his family threatened to disown him if he were to go through with it. Eric let the show and fans down by not taking the strap-on (what a faeg HAHAHA), but to his credit he saved the day by dressing up like a big fat princess and with Zana's big black dildo taped to his forehead and wearing a sign, "My mommy won't let me take a strap-on." paraded around the streets of NYC with Zana as his sex master. Funny stuff and a definite shrine-worthy appearance for Zana. Along with Stern autographs certain memorabilia catches my ear from time to time. I just had to have that big black dildo. OH YES, GIVE IT TO ME!!!

I quickly visited Zana's website, nakedzana.com and WOW what a site it is. Zana's site has just about everything you need : a very hot chick, hot video, audio of Zana telling very erotic stories, and even a message board including Live Chat and Live Feed. Zana also allows her members to decide what videos she will make for them each month. This month's featured video? "Cheerleader fucks the high school nerd." After spending some quality time on her site, I flushed the tissue, and e-mailed Zana about an autograph and the dildo. She replied back that day. Zana and I began corresponding via e-mail and my oh my what timing. To everyone's surprise Eric called in to the show a few days later and told Howard that he hooked-up with Zana and took the strap-on like he first agreed. WOW!!! I e-mailed Zana again to congratulate her and told her that THAT dildo was the one that would get her the big bucks. HAHAHAHA!!! Zana wrote back that Eric had lied on the air, it never happened. Holy crap, Eric lied? The next day I listened closely to the show, waiting for the shoe to drop, but no one mentioned it. They just aren't going to let this slip by, are they? I decided to visit The Stern Fan Network where Eric is a member and sure enough he was posting comments keeping to his story. Amazing !! Eric returned to the studio a few days later accompanied by two friends of his from SFN, Mutt, the owner of the site, making his first trip to the studio, and Dan the "Song Parody Man", a veteran to the whole process. Eric was booked to challenge Artie in a treadmill contest but before things got started Howard confronted Eric on the whole strap-on matter...with Zana on the phone. After swearing on his mother's life and Gary threatening to ban him from the show for life unless he told the truth, Eric finally came clean. Never happened. He just made it up. ERIC'S ASS WAS BUSTED!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Eric caught in a lie was humiliated once again, forgiven once again, and the show moved on. But this story wasn't over- not for the Stern Internet community anyway.

The fans at SFN were not pleased with Eric lying to Howard and to them as well and began bashing him unmercifully on the message board. Interent drama at its finest, Mutt came to Eric's defense and posting a long explanation of what he thought really happened led to a very interesting discussion. The result was a peek into the behind the scenes of the show like none before. Mutt's comments and those that followed raised many questions for me about not just that show but about the show in general. Here are some of the highlights of what Mutt wrote: "I'd like to explain the whole Eric story, I'm not very happy with what all has happened, and as a fan of the show it is hard to say that Howard is partially to blame. I always hoped that he looked out for the wackpackers, but these last couple appearances of Eric's have been brutal and mean spirited.....Eric does not smell. I've heard them on the radio several tiems discussing his funk. Neither Widget or I have ever come across the any Eric funk. He brushes his teeth and showers. He is overweight and sweats alot. He really does talk like that, always has, and no we don't know why. There is a lot of exaggeration on the show. I know Gary claimed that Eric still had food hanging out of his mouth yesterday, but Eric hadn't eaten at all that day.."

Interesting. Later Dan posted his account and he too revealed that in his opinion the show exaggerated. On the show it was reported that Eric's blood pressure was sky high and people were concerned that Eric might drop over dead on the treadmill yet Dan posted, "Of course things are exaggerated for the sake of entertainment (Gary's comment about Eric's teeth, The report of Eric's slightly high blood pressure being "Through the Roof" etc.)" Only slightly high? Hmmm...Something else of interest revealed was that Eric's family was not the only ones opposed to him going ahead with the strap-on bit for the show. Mutt and company, after failing to talk Eric out of it, apparently tried to orchestrate the whole thing, "I've known about the dildo chick a good month before it went on air. We all tried to talk him out of it, but he wanted to go through with it. KC told him it would be great radio and KC is his hero. Besides, he'd love any attention from a woman, so much so, that he was willing to take it up his virgin ass. Since we couldn't talk him out of meeting this chick, we at least got him to agree to a new plan. He'd take a bunch of ex-lax, he'd let her blow him, and then when she went to stick him in the, he'd let go a huge mess all over her and yell at what a disgusting bitch she was for wanting to fuck guys in the ass."

I guess I may have been too naive when listening to the show in the past. I have always bought into the honesty thing but reading these firsthand accounts makes me now question what I hear on the show more than ever, especially when things are said like, "Someone really reeks today." and most recently "Jeff the drunk crapped his pants." But the revealing discussion didn't stop there. Not only was Howard and Gary's motives brought to question by Mutt "They yelled at him and said he had scammed the show once again. Gary must really not like Eric, because he was brutal. They would never talk to Beetle or Hank or Gary the retard that way. Why is it OK to talk to Eric like that? There is no way that they don't know how he is. They might as well be yelling a little kids. It was ugly. " and " Hey Joey, I know you have to defend the show, but Howard really did set him up to fail. He had the chick on hold and knew that the chick said that Eric was lying. Drilled Eric and made him swear on his mom's life before putting the chick on. There's no other way to say it other that set up." - not how I remember it, but his explanation of WHY Eric lied really caught my attention. Mutt wrote, "....She (Zana) invited Eric to come see her dance on Saturday. He called her Friday and she blew him off. He went down there Saturay, and she brought him to a back room. Was all sexy/flirty with him and tried to get him to let a guy do him. Like I said, Eric really isn't gay, and theres no way he wanted anything like that. She was promising him that she'd talk great care of him and give him the best lapdance every if he'd do it, but he wouldn't. She tried to get him to do some blow, but Eric told her he wasn't comfortable anymore and went out to the main room. She promised she'd see him later. She told Eric to tell Howard that they did it and she'd give him that special lapdance. She was supposed to come see him later, but she blew him off. Eric didn't realize it, but she obviously was trying to use him in any way possible to get more airtime. She need to get some dirt on him and then call the show. Even though she blew him off and had done everything she had done in the backroom, he told Howard anyway. She wanted publicity for her website, and though he told me yesterday that he lied to Howard to somehow get back at her, that just doesn't make sense.

Zana: NOW THAT IS WRONG,...... .That is not true at all. Why would I do that? It doesn't make any sense? This is on Howard Stern's message board? I am confused now. I didn't do any of those things and I don't do drugs. All of it are lies. Anyone who knows me knows that I am not that type of person that they are portraying me to be.

Doc: Yeah, that was posted at a popular Stern fan message board not affliated with the show but still where a lot of show guests like yourself are members and are reading these things written about you. Many of the members are now posting horrible things about you. Here is some more of what Mutt wrote:

"Like the chick asked, he called in and said how she did him with the strap-on Saturday at her hotel room!!!!! WHAT WHAT WHAT! Me, Joey, and Dan, didn't hear him on the radio, but heard about it afterwards. Eric called Joey to tell him and he hung up and refused to talk to him any more. Eric then called me to tell me what had happened and that Joey wasn't talking to him. He was going out of his mind. The trip is off, Joey hates me, I don't know what to do. Talk to him Mutt, talk to him!!! We all yelled at him and couldn't believe that he'd let that chick do him that way. (remember we didn't know about Eric & the chicks plan. we didn't know that they had planned this lie) Like a child trying to stay out of trouble, he lied a new lie to us without thinking about any consequences and said how he didn't really get banged. He shit on the floor like we told him to, but he didn't get a chance to explain on air. We were still mad, why didn't he talk to us first? Why didn't he tell us about Saturday? We were all pissed but got over it. At least he didn't take it up the ass. We went on damage control and tried to convince the rest of you and somehow we'd get the truth to the show. We fucked up, we believed him....He didn't know what to do or say. What was this chick doing?!?! He had lied to all of us because this chick said she's do him if he did and now she was double crossing him and turning her own bullshit onto him!"...

Zana: Wow...well he sure has a gift for fiction!!!! He should be a lawyer!!! Except, apparently he doesn't know too much about the laws of Defamation and Colloquium. Oh well. Thanks for letting me know about that message board thing, and I appreciate the nice things you say, but I wouldn't really worry too much about it. I don't really think anyone would actually believe that story. It just reeks of the over elaboration of a bad liar (liars tend to go on and on and on when they having nothing truthful to say). Eric seems like a nice guy, I just think he is listening to the wrong people, but I am sure one day they will all figure out that you shouldn't make up stories about people.
Doc: Yes, I agree. Been there myself. It looks like someone was trying to give YOU the shaft.

Zana: Oh, that reminds me. I meant to tell you, I don't know where that black dildo that Eric wore ended up. I don't have it around here that I can find, so maybe someone from strapon.com has it, I don't know. Either way, if anyone else offers to buy it or anything, I probably won't be able to verify that it is the right one. Oh Well :-)

( Now that the real truth was finally revealed I thought I'd round out Zana's interview with a few more questions.)

Doc: Thank you for your honesty Zana. Just a few more questions if you don't mind. You seemed to really enjoy giving Eric orders when he was dressed up like a big fat princess. Which do you prefer, dominating someone like that or being the one dominated?

Zana: I am more of the dominating type. I don't think that I would be a good submissive woman. In fact I know that I wouldn't.

Doc: According to Mutt and Dan, the song parody man the show exaggerates. When you were there Howard mentioned that Eric stunk up the studio when he took his pants off. How bad did he smell?

Zana: Eric didn't stink at all. I think they just say that for the radio, because it makes for good radio.

Doc: Any other interesting behind the scenes tid-bits you could share with the fans?

Zana: Everyone on the show was great. From the producer to the crew. They were very cool when I got there and when I left.

Doc: I read on your website that you REALLY love doggy-style? Any particular reason why? (I don't really know what to ask about this but it kind of turned me on when I read it.HAHAHA

Zana: I just finished a mainstream movie (HBO style).
I had a lot of fun on it. The tentative title is "Accidental Stripper". I enjoyed working on that set. I also just finished a XXX movie for Metro where I am the lead and I got 3 sex scenes in. Yeah!!!! That tentative title is "Porn Again".

Doc: Thanks for everything Zana.

Zana: No problem honey!!

Doc: If you would like to see more of the beautiful Zana and her outstanding breastesses please visit her at nakedzana.com. To discuss the show with other Stern fans and show guests alike visit Mutt and co. at The Stern Fan Network, the site that picks up where the show leaves off...in oh soo many ways.

Happy New Year to all from Doc and the True Fans of Stern!!!