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| DP Celebs / Interviews |
The Queen of All Queefers
Debbie The Queefer
11-26-07 |
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| Dean S. Planet: How was your Turkey day? |
| Debbie: Turkey Day - very filling. |
| Dean S. Planet: When and how did you first get on the Howard Stern Show? |
| Debbie: May 2, 1997 was the first day I was on Howard Stern. My boyfriend at the time actually told me to call and it was great. I had an excellent time and to this day that was my favorite appearance. K-Rock was cool - Sirius has too much security going on. |
| Dean S. Planet: How long have you been a Stern fan? |
| Debbie: I'd always heard of Stern but never started really listening until then. In 1997, I wouldn't go to the bathroom without him going on break I was so riveted. He was at the top of his game. |
| Dean S. Planet: Are you considered an official member of the Wack Pack? |
| Debbie: I don't think I've ever been put in with the member of the wackpack - don't know why - but hey, I am just glad to be a part of the biggest radio show in history. |
| Dean S. Planet: Have you had a chance to hear Miss Amputee's queef? If so, how does she compare? |
| Debbie: I regret never having hear Miss Amputee's Queefing ability - that must be quite a sound and I regret to say that I didn't even know she had that talent. |
 Dean S. Planet: Now that you have had time to reflect on your loss to Abbie the Queefer in the queef-off, what are your thoughts on being dethtroned?
Debbie: The day of the Queef Off was a strange one. Abby and I seemed to get along great in the greenroom and then we got inside the studio and I was being my usual wacky self and then after that she went and told someone that I was a fake! That's one thing I'm not. I was just being my wacky self - everyone who knows me knows how I get. I was glad she won, someone young needs to take on that title though I think Eve is winning out in popularity. She's the true new Queen of all Queefs, I don't care what anyone says. Howard's a control freak so of course he's gonna say Abby won fair and square, which she did, but come one, Eve's got that persona - I've talked to her many times off air - she's wacky, she gorgeous and she really wants the title and deserves it. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.
Dean S. Planet: Do you want a rematch?
Debbie: A rematch for me at this time in my life...let's just leave it at age being a bitch and now with two kids getting older...give it to someone in their 20's. Let them have fun with it - I will always be the original and I had a blast with it. I am just sticking with my writing right now.
Dean S. Planet: Would you ever date Will The Farter?
Debbie: Love Will the Farter but distance between us will probably keep a love match from every happening.
Dean S. Planet: Who do you think makes the better comedy side-kick, Artie or Jackie?
Debbie: Better sidekick is a tough one. Jackie had anger in him that led to great tension between him, Howard, and the rest of the studio regulars. Artie is more of the friendly everyman, even with the few demons that he has. They're just different. Off air - Artie and me could have a great time, but then again, so could me and Jackie - I'm wussing out and giving it a draw. |
| Dean S. Planet: What do you like to do in your spare time when you aren't queefing? |
| Debbie: I'm just about finished writing my first novel, 'The Destroyer" (named for the old Kink's song, listen to the word's people!) And would pray that I could turn it into a series. With all of the experiences I've had in my life - believe me I have a million in me. That is my ultimate dream - I don't need millions. I just want to entertain people with my words and make enough money to feed my children and me. |
| Dean S. Planet: Do fans recognized on the street or at the mall? |
| Debbie: I was in Florida once and "The Mummy" just opened, the ride. From half way across the room this black guy yells out, "Hey, are you the queef girl?" and this was only 3 years ago when I wasn't on as much. I was stunned. His wife laughed and said. "He knows everybody on that show." In the late nineties, I was recognized a lot more. Now, scattered, here's and there's. |
| Dean S. Planet: If you were a super-hero, what would be your super power? |
| Debbie: If I could have a superpower it would be to freeze frame everything, just during the times when I need to get stuff done. I just hope it wouldn't turn into a Twilight Zone where nothing ever unfroze again!! |
| Dean S. Planet: Do your kids know you can queef or about your Stern Show celebrity status? |
| Debbie: My kids are too little to know about queefing, though my son did say something about "Hewerd Stren" one time and I knew who he was talking about. |
| Dean S. Planet: Thanks for the interview Debbie, is there anything you would like to say to your fans? |
| Debbie: I love all of my fans and freakishly enough I got more love when I lost than I ever did when I won! Talk about bizarre...I'm not complaining though - A big kiss to everyone who's down with Debbie the Queefer! |
Dean S. Planet: Check out Debbie's official site!!
queendebbie.com!!
photos courtesy of queendebbie.com |
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