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Fruity Nutcake
 
Dean S. Planet: When did you start rapping?
Fruity Nutcake: I started rapping in the early '90's, approximately 1893.
Dean S. Planet: Who have been your musical influences?
Fruity Nutcake: Eminem and Lawrence Welk
Dean S. Planet: How would you describe your rap style?
Fruity Nutcake: Syncopated Medicare Funkadelic
Dean S. Planet: Who are your favorite rappers?
Fruity Nutcake: DMX, Snoop, 4RealDr.Neil, and PeptoBee
Dean S. Planet: What do your children think of your rapping?
Fruity Nutcake: They're too old to know what rapping is.
Dean S. Planet: Have you released an album and or do you have a record deal in the works?
 
Fruity Nutcake: I recently received an offer from Columbia Records in the mail. They would like me to select 12 CDs, pay nothing now, and then buy at least 3 more over the next 2 years at the regular price. I also have the "Stern Gang Remix" CD available at fruitynutcake.com.
Dean S. Planet: Can you freestyle a quick rap about DeansPlanet.Com?
Fruity Nutcake:
Dean called me for an interview
I asked him who the Fu*k are you?

He said he's on the internet
I loved the site, it got me wet.

It had Star Wars, "Jerks" and rap
Wrestling and other crap.

So now Dean you're among my friends
And yes, I mailed those worn Depends.
Dean S. Planet: How have your appearances on the Howard Stern Show affected your career?
Fruity Nutcake: Howard has let me bring the beat to the street. And I can't walk the streets any more without getting recognized.
Dean S. Planet: How did you get on the Howard Stern show?
Fruity Nutcake: They had seen my act in clubs in New York City. I had also been on MTV on a show called "Oddville MTV", as well as The Jon Stewart Show, Sally Jessy Raphael, and "Up all Night" with Gilbert Godfried. VH1 also did a segment on me on "Rock & Roll Record Breakers" as the world's oldest rapper. .
Dean S. Planet: What is Howard really like?
Fruity Nutcake: He is a very nice boy and I like his new look; I heard he might retire in December but he doesn't look old enough to begin receiving Social Security benefits. I also couldn't believe that he is only 5'7''; he gives a much taller appearance on television.
Dean S. Planet: How did you get the rapper name "Fruity Nutcake"?
Fruity Nutcake: Chocolate Babka" was already taken.
Dean S. Planet: Have you ever met any of the members of Howard's Wack Pack? If so, what are your thoughts on them?
Fruity Nutcake: I met Larry Melrose Green, a very nice gentleman, last week at the Howard Stern Show. I saw Fred the Elephant Boy's back last year when I was on with Snoop Dogg. I have also gotten and sent e-mails to Kenneth Keith, a polite young fellow. Ronnie the limo driver showed me to the ladies room at the studio last week. I wanted to meet a man named Beetlejuice, but I was told that he was in Florida directing the Presidential Election Recount Committee. Not many people know that the Wack Pack is actually a think tank based in Westport, Connecticut.