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The Eradicators

Phony Phone Callers

Dean S. Planet: Who in the hell are the Eradiators?

Hired Gun: The eradicators are "Fast Eddie" and the "Hired Gun" (aka Jay and $ean).We're from Bad Street USA, the further you go down the tougher it gets. We're at the last house. But seriously, we're from the Slurpee capital of the world, Winnipeg Manitoba Canada.

Dean S. Planet: How do you choose you victims?

Hired Gun: Whoa! BACDAFUCUP!!! We resent the term "victims". They are accidental participants. If anyone's the victims it's us. How we choose our participants is either random or sometimes we get the down low from the IRA man. Basically if they got a pulse they're a potential target.

Dean S. Planet: How long have you been doing prank calls and how did you get started?

Fast Eddie: We've been pranking since we were little fetuses. We used to call up womb service.
Hired Gun: I've been doing pranks ever since i can remember.
Fast Eddie: They used to have live telethons on TV, I'd call in and say "I'm gonna stick a beer bottle up your ass and break it" just to see their reactions.
Hired Gun: We've been recording as the eradicators since 1996.Before that we would call in to local cable access call in shows(astrology, tarot reading, etc…), and we developed a reputation because of it. My brother Kyle was the main instigator at the time.

Dean S. Planet: Have you run into any legal problems? Do you have clearances from all of the callers?

Fast Eddie: Funny you should fuckin' say that, it was the summer of 95, if my brain serves me right, when my cocksucker partner in crime decides to call a teen distress line and say "I've got a gun to my head, give me one reason not to pull the trigger" and hung up. Next thing you know cops are at my door asking me why I made the call. Talk about a bad prank.
Hired Gun: I didn't hang up, you hung up you big pussy! You didn't let me finish what I was going to say. Besides that distress line claims not to subscribe to caller ID. So whose fault is it now? As far as clearances go we never did it in the past, because we made way too many calls. We'll be getting clearances from now on though.

Dean S. Planet: What kind of recoding equipment do you use?

Fast Eddie: 2 cans with string attaching them together.
Hired Gun: We use SONY Mini-Disc and...
Fast Eddie: AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!

Dean S. Planet: What is your favorite call on your new CD?

Hired Gun: "Caretaker" for sure, that's my all time favorite of any call.
Fast Eddie: It's a toss up between "Paperboy" and Fuck You".
Hired Gun: "Newspaper Theif" and "He's Got My Smack" are also big favs.
Fast Eddie: Most of the calls started from nothing, it was like pulling gold bricks out of our ass and that's no small task cuz I got some junk in the trunk.
Hired Gun: Everybody loves "Poo On The Porch"
Fast Eddie: That's our calling card
Hired Gun: The fact that there are so many good ones on the disc is what makes it such a treat.

Dean S. Planet: Who are some of your favorite pranksters and who do you think is the greatest of all time?

Fast Eddie: Rizzo's good.
Hired Gun: The Fightsters were pretty hardcore. You should check out the calls "Blue Feathers" and "The Pogues". These guys had the balls to call up the cops and threaten them with an Uzi. The majority of pranksters out there suck shit and don't have the right "Eraditude".

Dean S. Planet: What do you think of the show Crank Yankers?

Fast Eddie: Is that a live masturbation show?
Hired Gun: No no no, that's those guys who stole our idea to put prank calls to puppet re-enactments.

Dean S. Planet: Where can people purchase your new CD,. "South Of the Border Where the Tuna Fish Play" and how much is it?

Hired Gun: You can purchase them through for $10 American postage free at:
$ean Donnelly,425 Springfield Rd.
Winnipeg,MB,R2G 0R9,(Canada)
Or
Jay Shapiro,62 Hume St.
Winnipeg,MB,R2R 1G2(Canada) If you don't trust us, you can always order from laugh.com for $11.98.