Thanks to a bitter, old and washed up play by play man named Joe Morgan, a minor fact regarding the World Series has been brought to the forefront. Apparently the Houston Astros, who are down 3 games to none, have no black players on their roster. Apparently the last WS team without one were the 1953 New York Yankees.

Now, is this just a coincidence or a conspiracy? Someone contact Louis Farrakan!!!

"Of course I noticed it. How could you not?" says Morgan (an overrated player who should be embarrassed that he is in The Baseball Hall Of Fame rather than his former teammate Pete Rose who had 1739 more career hits). "But they're not the only ones. There are two or three teams that didn't have any African-American players this year."

Has he done a New York Yankees game this year? It's like the fucking United Nations in the Bronx!!!

"We know that we have to work to do," Commissioner Bud Selig said Tuesday. "We'll continue to intensify our efforts. I'm very aware, I'm extremely sensitive about it, and I feel badly about it. But we need to get to work to change things." Why feel guilty Bud? How can you be at fault for this, because you are white and liberal America has trained you to feel guilt?

Intensify our efforts? HAHAHA What kind of fucking bizzaro world did I wake up into today. Morgan works for ESPN, I'm sure he has flicked the channels and has seen an NHL game. Doesn't he realize that we are in the year 2005 and if there was a black who was better than someone on the current Stros roster that he would absolutely be there? Bud, you are a pussy.

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman could not be reached for comment aye.

Astros general manager Tim Purpura agrees with Morgan but tells it like it is:
"I think it's a huge, huge problem for baseball," he said. "The pool of African-American players just isn't there. And as baseball becomes more college-oriented in its draft, there aren't a lot of players to pick."

I came up with some possible solutions for Morgan and the commish, I thought I would save them some time because they are too busy acting like Rain Man counting colors, yeah, course counting colors.

1. Designate a race to each position. For example, blacks are better outfielders and middle relievers. Whites are better catchers and third basemen. Don't ask me why or how I know this, it's just something I've noticed. Latinos can fill in the middle infielder slots, then first base and pitchers can be a wild card.
2. All minor league teams will be segregated with each level represented by the percentage of each race in the majors. Because blacks only made up 9% of the league this year, Triple A teams will be required to be black only. Lets call it the modern negro leagues. This way, they will have a better chance to make it to 'the show'. Single A will be a White, Cuban & Japanese league.
3. Whites only get two strikes, and can only walk on 5 balls and from now on, the league will not recognize Dominicans getting hit by a pitch.

OK, you get the idea.

Anyway, thanks Mr. Joe Morgan for allowing me to even care about this otherwise boring and meaningless October classic. Oh and please don't email me and call me a racist. Email Joe Morgan instead.