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Celeb Broads I Would Bang |
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love women of all ages, colors, creeds, religions, nationalities,
economic status, marital status and, I love women
of all SIZES. Women are always pressured about their weight
but what they don't realize is that there is a section of
the male population who love larger women. I like women with
meat on their bones. Some might say that I'm a chubby chaser.
It really doesn't matter what people think though because
I know what I like and I get what I want. Anyway, here are
5 big celebrity chics who I would love to bang... |
Kirstie
Alley
I'm not sure what the attraction is here, I mean she
is at least 250 but I still think she has a pretty face
and nice long , silky brown hair which I would love
to run my fingers through while feeding her a cheeseburger.
Maybe my interest in her stems from the fact that I
was a huge Cheers fan and while living vicariously through
the character Sam Malone, I too enjoyed the fact that
she played hard to get. Anyway, her weight gain has
given her massive jugs that I would love to do some
stuff to. And even though her ass is the size of a barn,
I would still smack it, flip it and rub it down. |
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Emme
Who is Emme? She is the world's most famous plus size
model. You may have seen her on the E! channel hosting
some random show. This chic got it going on! She has
a gorgeous pearly white smile, golden locks and a thickness
that only a real man could appreciate. She is on the
big side but she is a SUPERMODEL. She
has authored two books, life's little emergencies
& True Beauty, so not only will she be
able to cook a great meal for you after the romp in
the steel reinforced California king size bed, she can
also engage in intelligent conversation. |
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Mia
Tyler
Think Liv Tyler + an extra 100 lbs. Doesn't sound that
bad does it? Mia is a smokin' hot, overweight, tattoo
wearing rock chic. That combination spells nothing but
fun in my book. Mia is only a half sister to Liv, but
she definitely received the big lips gene from her pop
Steven. She also comes off as a bit of a lunatic crazy
chic which sometimes can be hot and in this case it
holds true. And this chic has no problem finding modeling
gigs. She is currently one of Lane Bryant's "V-Girls"
and is currently a top model in the plus-size category.
So Mia, I have the baking powder, come on over, I'll
roll you in it and I'll go to work on the wet spot. |
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Toccara
Jones
This
chic was a contestant on cycle three of America's Next
Top Model, the idiotic mannequin search created by ultra
hottie Tyra Banks. I only caught the tail end (no pun
intended) of that season but this Toccara chic caught
my eye. She has a huge rack, beautiful face and creamy,
mocha chocolata skin. I remember she kept food bedside
during the show in case she woke up and was hungry.
Well if I was with this chic, she would need some grub
handy for energy because I would be working it out daily.
Yes, all 5'9"/180 lbs of her... Call me surfer
boy because I would smack her ass and take the next
wave in! |
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Monica
Lewinsky
Ah,
cigars and soiled dresses, gee that sounds like a
British rock band's album title. From the first time
I saw Monica on TV talking about how she banged Bill
Clinton, I thought she was hot. I especially enjoyed
the moment the news stations have played a million
times with her hugging the Pres after an appearance.
She looked so excited to the point where I bet her
panties were soiled. Then years later, she showed
up on the great Tom Green Show where she showed that
she has a great sense of humor. You just know that
Slick Willy banged the shit out of her and quite frankly,
if she is good enough for the Commander In Chief,
well, she is good enough for me. |
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