"The Million Mom March" may turn out to be the most effective protests in US history. I say give them whatever they are demanding for one huge reason. People need to understand that in order for these women to get to the march, they need to drive. That means an increase of women drivers on the road, which leads to accidents, road rage, and bad parallel parking on our Washington D.C. streets. If we give into their demands, they may not feel the need to do it all again in 2002, thus saving thousands of lives and making our streets safer. Also, the day of the "March", shoe stores reported a decline in sales and forced the closing of a Payless Shoe Source
in Maryland.

Here is just a small example of the parking situation the day of the Million Mom March.

Here is a "true" story I found on the Internet: "I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic.
Driving to work this morning on I-95 I look over to my left and there's this woman in a Mustang
doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I
look away for a couple seconds and when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. Scared me
so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee." -Some Guy