Everybody thinks it's pretty damn funny that Sanjaya Malakar made it this far in this year's American Idol competition and that he might even win, but I don't find it fuckin' funny in the least bit.

Why call and vote for the worst on a show that you don't watch? Why ruin the show for the millions of people who actually enjoy the show? If you hate it that much, why do you even care what happens?

All of these questions have one simple answer, people are assholes... People love to fuck with something they know other people enjoy. Its like when I got my first BMW a few years back. I parked it in the mall one day and wouldn't ya know it, someone fucked with it. Some loser who probably drove an 82 Ford Escort was pissed that someone had something nice and their instinct was to key it. And miserable fucks like Howard Stern (who I thought loved AI) hates the fact that so many people enjoy AI, so he must bring it down to make himself feel better when he is playing online chess while ignoring his new fiance in his million dollar penthouse apartment. And to promote that stupid website that advocates voting for the least talented contestant and allowing the webmaster on the show (who admitted he was gay during the interview), is a despicable and irresponsible act. If you want to zero in on a shitty show to mess with, pick 'Dancing With The Stars' for Christ's sake.

AI is one of the few shows on television that are both kid and adult friendly. Millions of families each week gather around and watch the show, picking their favs and making predictions. If you vote for Sanjaya, you are attacking family values at its very core. Are these people Communists?

There is a silver lining in all of this though, a Sanjaya win will definitely bring about some much needed changes that will make the show bigger than ever. Next year the judges will be tougher in the non call in vote rounds. Losers like Sanjaya and leggy Haley will not squeak through, strengthening the talent pool for the later rounds.

But the winner in all of this is FOX, who thanks to all of this publicity, will be making mo' money, mo money' from ad revenue. They thank you for making the AI hype bigger than ever this season.

If Sanjaya was a man (hahah), he would bow out of the competition. If he does this, he will be able to make some dough here and there singing at barmitzvahs and maybe an occasional gig singing the National Anthem at minor league baseball stadiums, William Hung style. If he sticks it out and wins, he will be an even bigger laughing stock. How can he live with himself knowing that my worst performance in the shower is better than the best of his best on the stage of the Kodak Theater. Another career option for him would be to get D cup breast implants and get a job at Hooters like his big fore-headed sister and then hope he gets adopted by Angelina Jolie or taken in by Michael Jackson and given Jesus juice.

Remember people, a vote for Sanjaya, is a vote against the United States of America and everything it stands for, so fuck off Commies!!