Will you be one of the morons who will fork over your hard earned money for a ticket to see 8 Mile and deposit it in Eminem's bank account? Or will you wake the fuck up and realize that he is nothing but the next Vanilla Ice and the movie he made should be called "Cool As Ice 2: Hard Candy"? You have the ability to send him the same message that Madonna got slapped with a couple weeks ago when her movie bombed. You think she will be back soon? Will she bang another director in hopes of another exciting role?

Seeing Eminem's flick isn't an issue with me because although I may be an idiot myself, I do know that Eminem is not an actor and his lame ripoff of Prince's Purple Rain isn't worth a corn laced turd. Hey, that sorta rhymed, I should be a rapper!! And what's with the title, 8 Mile. Oh I see, he is a wigger so he can't use an "s" on the end of mile (this increases his amount of "street cred"). Or could 8 Mile refer to the length of his wife's happy trail? Some of you may know what the title refers to, but who gives a fuck. Did you know that he is from Detroit where is had at least 12 black friends who are in a group called D-12? WORD!!