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1: Me Against The Music
Ugh, Madonna and Britney together again but this time we
actually have to listen to then rather than kiss.
This song is trapped in the 90's. Nothing new here.
After hearing this I was trying to figure out who is the
least talented singer and I actually think it's Madonna.
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2: I Got That (Boom Boom)
The song starts with some Busta Rhymes/Old Dirty Bastard
type of guy doing some kind of rap. This song reminds me
of that 90's Miami rap crap. Sorta like 2-Live Crew
meets-those Daisy Duke & Donkey Butt songs-meets a
ham sandwich.
Track 3: Showdown
More whispering from Britney. The background music sounds
like something you can create on your little brothers synthesizer
or your computer.
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4: Breathe On Me
Heavy beating bass starts the track with Britney trying
to sound sexy. This song was definitely inspired by the
old hag Madonna's Bedtime Stories CD. This is the worst
song so far.
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5: Early Mornin
More whispering and groans. In fact she sings almost the
whole song in a low raspy whisper. I guess it's better than
hearing her real singing voice.
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6: Toxic
I feel like I have heard this one before. No, I think
it's just that it sound like two of the previous tracks.
The only thing toxic is Britney's vagina after that night
with Fred Durst.
Track 7: Outrageous
I heard her say something about her sexdrive. Nothing too
original and groundbreaking on this track. Oh, and something
about her underwear.Boy she is outrageous. zzzzzz...
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8: Touch Of My Hand
What has become of music. She took a couple years
off and this is the best she could come up with? Maybe
she should have taken a few less smoke breaks in the studio.
This shit is just OLD and BORING...
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9: The Hook Up
More rapper guys this time a reggae dude. More originality.
Like that shit hasn't been played out by Beyonce. The Jamaca-mon
screams some more in the middle of the song... HA
HA and Britney tries sing with a Jamaican accent HA HA HA,
you gotta hear this.
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10: Shadow
This is one of two ballads on the CD. It sounds like
one of those country/pop slow songs that talks about how
they are nothing without the person that they love blah
blah blah. Who was she thinking about when she was
singing this: Justin, Colin Farrel, Durst or maybe her new
black boyfriend?
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11: Brave New Girl
Wow. I am almost embarrassed for her. The producer
of not only this CD but this track in particular should
be ashamed of themselves. After she recorded this song,
somebody had the balls to tell her that this sounds good.
This is like totally 80s dudes.
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12: Everytime
Britney against the piano. zzzz...
Well
hopefully this CD will bomb and she will disappear or at
least do Playboy. The problem with Britney is that
she does nothing new or groundbreaking. It's all the
same old shit and I think that American music needs a change.
The only "zone" Britney knows is the Twilight
Zone and we are all in an episode. The plot of this particular
episode goes like this: A crappy singer who dances and lip
syncs at all of her performance, sells millions of records
and passes herself off as a singer even though she is a
no talent whore.
Kids,
save your money and buy a Beatles album instead. Oh and
if you are over 17 and you buy this album, please have your
freakin head checked.
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