I don't know about you but when a magazine or website as big as FHM compiles a list of who they think are the sexiest chics, it drives me totally nuts. The special list insert came packaged with the latest issue that featured Mariah Carey. I picked it up at the train station and figured it would be good reading for my trip. As I started to turn the pages, I realized there was something very wrong. They has missed so many hot chics, but they made sure they had certain women in there who are FHM chics like Vida Guerra (I forget what # she is) and Alyssa Milano (7). They had a major conflict of interest here. Do they leave out a broad who often poses in the mag or will leaving them out ruin a chance of a layout in the future. On the list undeservingly are:

If you are a real man like me, you are looking at some of the aforementioned broads and are thinking, how did they make the list? Why is Teri Hatcher that high? Didn't everyone see her in Heaven's Prisoners that exposed her fugly flapjacks? The Olsen Twins? And Ashanti? Sexy? I have put a my own list together of broads who were somehow overlooked in this list. Read em' and weep...

10 Christina Milian
There is a new Christina in town and she is lip smacking & smokin' hot! Her recent video for the Dip It Hot will go down as one of the hottest of all time. She is also dabbling in acting. Hopefully she will take it all off in a nude scene one day. I mean come on, who would you rather bang, Milla Jovovich (98) or Christina Milian!!!??

9 Savanna Samson
Dubbed the most beautiful woman in porn by yours truly, Savannah deserves to be on the list. She started as a stripper at NYC's Scores, the greatest gentleman's club in the world. Then after many appearances on the Howard Stern Show, she jumped into the world of adult films and became a Vivid girl. I have seen her in person and we actually shared a nude embrace (she was naked not me). She is definitely one of the sexiest women alive. If you think trolls are attractive, then The Olsen Twins (32) are all yours. I'll stick with the '10' named Savanna...

8 Britney Spears
She may have fallen off recently from the hot chic radar due to being knocked up she has shown that she can whip herself back into shape and have men's balls wagging and millions of wieners across the world salute. I would bang her pregnant too and so would most of you if you can just admit it. And those humongous juggs are only going to get BIGGER!! Even 6 months pregnant she will be hotter than old broad Terri Hatcher (7).

7 Marissa Miller
How can the #1 Sports Illustrated chic and one of the top Victoria Secret broads not make the list? She is the hot girl next door times 10. Marissa impeccable face and perfect tan body make Anna K wannabe Maria Sharapova (19) look like a little girl.

6 Krista Allen
You cannot think of the words hot chic without conjuring up images of former Baywatch hottie and former star of Skinemax's Emmanuel in Space where she gets totally nude. I also have mammaries of her on Days of Our Lives where she played Billie, the same character Lisa Rinna before her. Remember the busty chic in Jim Carey's Liar Liar? Kelly Clarkson (92) hotter than Krista Allen? Yeah right sicko!!

5 Anne Hathaway
The Princess Bride has come a long way from from Disney movie and family friendly days. Soon she will appear nude or topless in an a highly anticipated flick by horny dudes everywhere called 'Havoc'. And any web surfer who sniffs out hot celeb pics knows that Anne is a favorite on the red carpet. Her see-through tops, tight fitting dresses and cleavage explosions make her one of the sexiest broads around and FHM's oversight a complete travesty of justice. FHM not having Anne on the list but including Beth Ostrosky (34) ruins the credibility of this list, their magazine, their advertisers, their photographers, and anyone else connected to the publication.

4 Tyra Banks
Is it possible that Tyra isn't one of the top 100 sexiest women in the world? I don't think so buddy. Even though she is very annoying on her stupid model show, she is still an amazingly sexy broad. What dude in the world would rather bang Kelly Ripa (85)?

3 Aria Giovanni
Aria has been modeling nude on the Internet for as long as I can remember. Her exotic looks has given many boners and you can count me in on that one. Aria has been a Penthouse Pet and in now one of the actresses featured in exceptional Andrew Blake erotic films. And while people who are playing monopoly on the chest of Keira Knightly (11), I'll be playing with Aria's D cups.

2 Alley Baggett
This chic is a model but not just an average model, she exclusively does stuff for Playboy Lingerie newsstand editions. Alley has gained quite a following worldwide, achieving this while never actually being a Playmate. Her best feature? Besides her massive breast implants, I would have to give it to her exotic yet girl next door look and she makes Uma Thurman (67) look like a man in drag.

1 Maria Menounos
This beautiful Greek Goddess' small gig as host of Entertainment Tonight on MTV launched her career and has put her beautiful brown locks on the cover of magazines and a staple at red carpet events. Maria was Miss Massachusetts Teen USA in 1996 and first runner-up to Miss Massachusetts USA in 1999. With her gorgeous rack and perfect smile, it's hard to believe she came in second to anyone. It's even harder to believe that this piece of ass could have been overlooked by FHM... How can Kate Hudson (47) be on the list and not the hottest piece of ass on TV?

Other broads who could have cracked the Top 100:

• The WWE's Torrie Wilson & Stacy Keibler
• British sex kitten Kelly Brook
• Aussie supermodel Kylie Bax
• Ashlee Simpson