I got some junk email today from Details Magazine. Yeah, I was surprised they still make that junk too. It was an offer to get the mag in the mail for 75 cents and issue. Hmm, I liked the sound of that so I read on.

I made my way to the card that you mail back part and then it hit me... Details is a GAY magazine. There sitting in front of me was a very homoesque image of Robert Downey Jr., shirtless with a very gay looking tattoo on his chest (the flag isn't gay, it's just that on your chest is a VERY gay place for a man to get a tat). And anyone who would buy a mag based on the fact that a drug fiend crack whore washed up rat pack homo was on the cover seriously needs to have his or her head checked.

And I also hereby declare that any "men's magazine" that does not feature a woman on the cover to be a GAY magazine as well. Just ask GQ, they completely abandoned the whole guy on the cover thing. In other words, you are either with us or against us (this means you Men's Health).

Playgirl, Details, Big Hairy Balls Digest = men on the cover (gay).

Playboy, Maxim, FHM= woman on the cover (for straight men).

Thank you.