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Columns / Mark My Words
J-Lo:The Bronx Box-Office Bomber

I just saw a commercial for the latest J-Lo bomb, Shall we Dance but I think they forgot to add her to the trailer. YEAH RIGHT, they are steering clear from even telling people that Lopez has anything to do with the movie considering she has had nothing but box office flops in recent times. This poster also has no signs of the fly girl. Is it just a small role or a cameo? I don't think it is because the IMDB has her character listed right above Susan Sarandon, who was in the trailer and just below Gere. Let us take a look at her last 10 flicks, think about how rich she is and all scratch our heads in unison.

Shall We Dance? (2004) .... Paulina
Jersey Girl (2004) .... Gertrude Steiney
Gigli (2003) .... Ricki
Maid in Manhattan (2002) .... Marisa Ventura
Enough (2002) .... Slim Hiller
Angel Eyes (2001) .... Sharon Pogue
Wedding Planner, The (2001) .... Maria 'Mary' Fiore(Germany)
Cell, The (2000) .... Catherine Deane
Antz (1998) (voice) .... Azteca
Out of Sight (1998) .... Karen Sisco

Wow, now that's pretty bad. I'll admit I have only seen 2 of the above but I feel like those might have been a fair representation as to what she had to offer in the past five years.

I recently caught one of her appearances on "Inside The Actor's Studio" and I seriously question whether she is worthy of this "honor". In case you didn't know, this is a highbrow talk show on Bravo where a scary balding man with index cards, asks actors questions. Normally, on any given episode, you can meet up with Oscar winners and critically acclaimed actors such as James Caan, Glenn Close, De Niro & Johhny Depp. So you can imagine my surprise as I saw that one half of the artist formally know as Bennifer, the laughing stock of the movie industry, would be a guest.As the show began and the questions began flying, you could really see the insecure tone in her voice especially when the subject of her early career came up. The bald dude asked her about Money Train and Anaconda:

The bald headed dude: Officer Grace Santiago, In The Money Train...
J-Lo: Ughhh, yes...
The bald headed dude: That was a major role...
J-Lo: You know what? If I tell you that I wasn't thrilled to get those movies I'd be lying because I was. I was thrilled. They weren't the greatest movies, and it's hard to make a great movie, but I'm not here to make excuses or anything. But I'm saying when you are an actor and you wanna work and you want your chance to do whatever you take whatever they give you. (a smug look appears on her face). And you love it, and I loved it and I loved doing Money Train and I loved doing Anaconda. (AUDIENCE CLAPS HA HA HA)

It gets better. Baldie then asks her about the nude love scene she did with Wesley Snipes for Money Train (her husband Marc Anthony was in the front row btw).

The bald headed dude: In the Money Train, was the nude scene difficult or easy for you.
(they show a still with Wesley on top of her HA HA)
J-Lo:
It was hard.

I bet it was, BLECH. She then explains that since she was a young actress, she couldn't turn down the scene and run off to her trailer. If you catch a rerun of this show, watch for how many times she does he stupid laugh, "huh heh" and take not of how silent the audience is. There is almost an air of tension or resentment. Remember, the audience is filled with film school and acting students.

The rest of the interview was filled with J-Lo's pretentious self trying to sound down to Earth after a couple years of being a diva and totally losing her sense of reality. I wont be seeing this new flick of hers, but thankfully, her current media tour to promote it has entertained me. Thanks J-Lo!!