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| MTV Real World Key West Cast Analysis |
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 Janelle
, 23 -- San Jose, CA
Janelle seems like a nice chick. I think it's funny that when she first saw Jose, she said, "I was so happy to see another colored person in the house". White or black, who uses the word colored anymore? Except for my 82 year old next door neighbor when describing a certain situation that involves a rash of local convenience store robberies. I guarantee Janelle came into this situation thinking that she would be the hottest chick on the show and this jealousy is evident recently with the ganging up with Tyler on hottie Svetlana. |
 John
, 23 -- Fullerton, CA
John is a simpleton and from day one, he has come into this situation not to be a part of a social experiment, but rather to drink and get laid as much as possible. He has set his sights on Svetlana who he will no doubt bang within the next couple weeks. And poor Svetlana, just out of high school, with those big juggs, is happy that someone, other than her boyfriend she left at home, is paying attention to her. Who by the way probably doesn't pay attention to her and treats her like shit. Don't believe for a minute that John doesn't recognize this, along with the huge fun bags of course. Fortunately, in the scheme of things, pretty boys with no substance come a dime a dozen on the Real World, so hopefully we wont be seeing much of John in the Real World universe future(Gauntlet/Real World Challenge, etc..). |
 Jose, 20 -- Sunrise, FL
Jose is pretty much a bore to me. On the first show he bragged about being in real estate. He then further explained that he just bought his first house. That's like saying that I'm into investments because I bought a couple packs of football cards. Well I'm glad he now has a place to park and change the oil of his Honda Accord with tinted windows. I really don't like his shoestring Backstreet Boy facial hair either. And is it just me or is he a potential prospect for house mate Tyler? Hmmm? Just kidding, he seems like a good dude. |
 Paula, 24 -- Meriden, CT
Every Real World needs someone with serious issues to exploit and this season is no exception. Like Sarah from RW Philly, Paula is bulimic. I'm surprised that MTV would select her since this disease was a huge part of the Real World Philly/Sarah storyline. The only problem for me is that Sarah was kinda cute and she had huge implants to while she was having her problems, I could still check her out. Paula does nothing for me. In one of the first episodes, idiot fellow house mate John begged Paula to eat a hot dog. This moron actually felt like he helped this girl. Bulimia is a disease and this knucklehead thinks he made progress with her by getting her to eat some weiner! She should have checked herself into a clinic instead of checking into the Real World Key West house... Further proving her sickness, at one point she says to one of the guys, "girls look at me and say that's the body I want". Even though self image is a huge issue for young people, must we explore this issue further? Why not have someone on the other end of an eating disorder like a 500 pound chick! If the Real World is supposed to accurately represent our society, according to MTV there are 90 percent more gays than overweight people. That just can't be possible!! Go to Wal-mart and see for yourself! |
 Svetlana, 19 -- Richboro, PA
Even at first glance, I knew this chic was a mess. You can't be that hot, foreign and that young and not have issues. This is especially true if you have never been single in your adult life. Mix her undeniable desire for strange meat, alcohol, the cameras, a jacuzzi, then add several seasoned slut predators in the house. This all adds up to a good girl gone buck wild innocence lost... And all of this for us! The viewing audience! Woo hoo! On a related note, Pennsylvania girls are very naive and gullible, I know this firsthand and Svetlana is no exception. She is a likable chic though and I would definitely not kick her out of my bed. And what a rack! |
 Tyler, 23 -- Minneapolis, MN
Tyler is the token gay in the house, with a flavor saver!! We all know that this is now a stable in all MTV programming. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it but it MTV has now become boring and predictable. They aren't fresh and new with their casting anymore. Anyway, in the early goings, Tyler seems to be really jealous of the guys and the girls in the house. The guys because they are all good looking dudes and he knows he doesn't have a chance with them. So, he will have to venture out of the group to gay clubs to find some trim. He is jealous of the girls (he especially has animosity for Svetlana) because they have what it takes to get the boys that he wants (but can't have). I also suspect that there is some strange hetero-tension between Tyler and Svetlana. It's almost as if he is having some straight man arousals for her and the only way he can express that is to belittle her and treat her like a 5th grader does when he likes a girl in his class. |
 Zach, 22 -- Portland, OR
This dude reminds me of Randy from RW San Diego because he doesn't really say much and he needs a haircut. Chances are Zach will also get in on the Svetlana gangbang as well...
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