Ashlee Simpson = Joke
She actually thinks that dying her hair black as my shit can distance herself from her sister Jessica.This is the level of mentality that we are dealing with here. If she was so worried about having her own identity, why didn't she try changing her last name, staying off camera during The Newlyweds, or how about not signing a deal for her own show called The Ashley Simpson show. Not to mention that the piece of shit airs right afterwards. She has the nerve to wear a shirt that says PUNK during her video for Pieces of Me! HA HA. This is hardly what the Sex Pistols had imagined after all of these years. Hell, she is more punk than Blink 182 but that's a different story. And during one photo shoot documented on her show she complains about her wardrobe because she wants her image to be nothing like her sisters as if her brand of teenage pop music sounds any different than her kooky sister's. Yes I do watch the show (I enjoy watching the train wreck). How in the hell is her album #1? Are Americans that shallow?

Mase = Uninventive
I cannot believe that this rapper actually sampled - get this - the Welcome Back Kotter TV show theme song on his "comeback" single brilliantly entitled "Welcome Back". Puff Daddy is running out of songs to sample! They actually say "welcome back, welcome back, welcome back..." What's next, the Cheers theme? "Wouldn't you like to get away.. Sometime you wanna go yo, to where all your peeps know your name"? The fact remains that hip-hop, rap whatever the hell people call it now, IS DEAD. It's no longer innovative, groundbreking or interesting. The sub genres no longer exist and it was that which made it interesting. Sure you have rappers sectioned off by region but their styles all mesh together eventually.

Jadakiss = Who?
His song "Why" is hilarious. All he does through the whole painful track is ask questions. He asks 52 questions but he offers no answers nor solutions except for the easy ones. He says a lot of "shocking" things just to get attention because lets face it, rapper's egos need constant attention. Here are a few of my favorite, try to hold your laughter until the end. Oh and keep in mind these weren't meant to be funny. He asks all this shit with a straight face.

• Why did Kobe have to hit that raw?
  Because she came to his room and offered him sex. Jada would do the same thing if it happened to him once in a while but I doubt he has groupies.
• Why did Bush knock down the towers?
  Wha wha what? Isn't free speech a beautiful. Celebs would rather slander the President rather than denounce terrorism.
• Why they stop lettin' niggaz get degreez in jail?
  Really? Where? If anything the rights of inmates have increased while the rights of victim have significantly diminished.
• Why they come up wit the witness protection?
  To put away bigger criminals it was deemed necessary to provide key witnesses protection from murder or other bodily harm in exchange for their testimony.
• Why they let the terminator win the election?
  Because the Governor at the time was a crook, in addition to that, his only competition was porn star Mary Carey. Here are 5 other reasons, see it wasn't that hard to find these answers.
• Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get a Oscar?
  HA HA, not that is funny. If only he intended it to be.
• Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it?
  Washington won the Oscar for Training Day because quite simply it was the best performance that year. Nothing racist about this folks. In fact, it was his second Academy Award; he also won in 1989 as best supporting actor for the Civil War film Glory. I think Jada needs to do some research before he starts asking questions. I have a question for him. Haven't you heard of Google?