 If
you missed the MTV Movie Awards last night, then you missed
some top rate comedy. Don't worry; you'll be able to catch
the show in one of the 200 replays set for 2002. The problem
is that the funniest parts weren't supposed to be funny.
At
one point Mandy Moore won the award for Female Breakthrough
Actress and when she took the stage, she almost started
to act like Hale Berry at the Oscars. "Like oh my God,
I really didn't think I was going to win you guys".
She then got out a speech that she prepared and proceeded
to thank everyone who was associated with her lame movie.
This is a HUGE award; she wouldn't want to leave anyone
out would she…?. I heard that the only good part about it
was that she dies at the end.
The
comedy continued as Chris Tucker won for Best Fight (with
Jackie Chan) for that stupid Rush Hour 2 movie. Here is
a movie that made millions but the stars cannot even speak
English. When he got up to the podium, he started  rambling
on about how he was in Somalia with Bono and it changed
his life, blah blah blah. HELLO FREAK, you just won an award
for BEST FIGHT!! You are on MTV! Thousands of Britney and
Justin fans are laughing at you. Shut the hell up and accept
the award because it will be the only one you will ever
receive in your lame ass career! Then he said something
about how he wants US to raise 500 million to help these
people. I have an idea. How about you make Rush Hour 3 and
give all of the domestic and international proceeds to your
charity idea? That should cover close to 500 million, possibly
more. These friggin celebrities take on these causes then
ask the average American to dip into their pockets to help.
Instead of telling us about it, he should work the next
5 years and sacrifice all of his earnings to the Somalian
citizens. Let's see how he likes that idea. He has house
in the Hollywood Hills with a swimming pool, housekeeper,
and 20 cars and he is asking us to raise 500 million
for this Third World Nation? Who is in a position to help
these people, celebrities or the average Joe in America?
Nigga please. (I can say that because I am one fourth black)
Then in a selfless act Tucker dedicated his award (FOR BEST
FIGHT HA HA HA), to the people of Somalia. I'm sure those
people who are dying, starving and battling flies really
care about your award. Shut the fuck up and stick to doing
gay Michael Jackson videos.
Other "Funny" moments:
- Kelly
Osborne lip-synching her version of Papa Don't Preach
and the way she danced as if she
was in the 80's.
- Soon
to be a criminal Wynona Rider letting Adam Sandler touch
her breast.
- That
idiotic "Undercover Brother" guy presenting
an award in character.
- Martin
Lawrence giving us the worst minute of air time as he
did the old I don't want to use this time to plug my movie
but ends up plugging it. That joke is older than DeansPlanet.Com
columnist Jamie's shit stained underwear.
- Thirtysomething
Nicole Kidman trying to act like she is hip. She won an
award and at the podium she thanked the fans for helping
her though a really hard time (as if Brad the Korn fan
was really pulling for her and praying that she would
be ok).
- Brittney
Andrews trying to get Eminem's attention during his performance
by shaking it like a white girl for the cameras.
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