The election is over you idiot! Yesterday at 4:15PM I noticed that someone had called my celly and left a message. It turned out that it was Puff Dookie urging me to vote. This is the second celebrity call I have received. The first was when I was helping a relative move from his old crib to the new. Verizon gave my number to Spike Lee too. He wanted me to vote. Well thanks Spike you piece of crap, go make another movie that everyone says they liked but didn't actually see. Is this a new version of SPAM? Random calls on cell phones? Someone should look into that shit.

Anyway, I recorded this shit to document the harassment. So, here ya go, here's Puff the Fag Dragon on my voicemail. Click here to listen.