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10 Songs Rap Ruined |
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#10
Sad But True
Metallica

Ruined by: Kid
Rock's
American Badass
How
can anyone sample Metallica? What, Kid Rock can hijack
their music, but people who download their stuff for their
listening pleasure are stealing? F-U Lars. |
#9 Walk
This Way
Aerosmith

Ruined by: RUN DMC/Aerosmith's
remake of Walk This Way
The
worst side effect of this collaboration was the Steven Tyler
changed the way he sang, "Walk this way, talk this
way". The best thing is that 10 years later,
their bastard son, Rage Against The Machine was born. |
#8 True
Spandau Ballet
Ruined
by: PM
Dawn's
Set Adrift Of Memory Bliss
Sure
True wasn't that great, but what these brothas did to it
made the original sound like Beethoven's 5th. Christina
Applegate, you gotta put me on... |
#7
Ventura Highway
America

Ruined by: Janet Jackson's
Someone To Call My Lover
This
isn't rap, but Janet Jackson is black so it counts.
America should have waited to hear the final product to
give permission to use their guitar part. I doubt
they would have given it after they heard the lyric, "Maybe
we'll meet in a bar, he'll drive a funky car...".
Now that's brilliant... |
#6
Pretty Woman
Roy Orbison

Ruined by: 2
Live Crew's
Pretty Woman
What
a complete display of filth and a total waste of time &
money. With lyrics that could have been written by
a fourth grader, Luke & his losers managed to destroy
an American classic. Unfortunately, they got away
with using the song without permission, labeling it a parody
and taking advantage of the fair
use doctrine. |
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#5
Rock The Casbah
The Clash

Ruined by: Will
Smith's
Will 2K
Wil
Smith is out of control. Not only does his music suck,
so does his movies. How in the hell he ever got the
rights to rape The Clash like this I'll never understand.
I heard this song once (probably the only time it was ever
shown on MTV) and now when I hear Rock The Casbah, all I
think about is his jumping around saying, "Parents
just don't understand". Thanks Wil, YOU SUCK!! |
#4
Under Pressure
Bowie/Queen

Ruined by: Vanilla
Ice's
Ice Ice Baby
I
bet that when Bowie was bending over Freddie Mercury, they
never imagined that their song would be sampled and used
by a white rapper. Word to your mother's uncle's dog. |
#3
Every Breathe You Take
The Police

Ruined by: Puff
Daddy & Faith Evan's
I'll Be Missing You
No
disrespect to Biggie, but what a shame that Puffy had to
rip Sting's song to shreds. I mean it's not like P-Diddy
isn't talented enough to write his own song right?
HA HA HA!! |
#2
Dream On
Aerosmith

Ruined by: Eminem's
Sing For The Moment
When
I first heard this shit, it broke my heart. Dream
On was one of my favorite songs OF ALL
TIME. I hear that it was Marshall's dream
since he was 16 to sample this particular song. Well
his dream has become my nightmare. Thanks a lot wigger boy.
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#1
Kashmir
Led Zeppelin

Ruined by: Puff
Daddy & Jimmy Page's
Come With Me
By
far the most horrible misuse of a classic song was when
Puff Daddy bitch slapped Robert Plant in the face for a
retarded song for the Godzilla soundtrack. I remember
the moment I heard it. There I was on a Saturday night,
minding my own buds, when upon my screen I heard the pounding
guitar sounds of Kashmir. Then I saw guitar God Jimmy
Page. Then I looked to his left and saw Puff Daddy
saying some stupid shit about, "Hear my cries/Hear
my call/Lend me your ears/See my fall/ See my error/ Know
my faults". Isn't rap supposed to rhyme?
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- Smoke
On The Water by Deep Purple
Ruined by BDP's You're Slippin'
-
Let's Dance by David Bowie
Ruined by Puff Daddy's Been
Around The World
- The
Way It Is by Bruce Hornsby
Ruined by Tupac's Changes
- Africa
by Toto
Ruined by Nas' New
World
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