 The Andy Milanokus Show
Wow, MTV is SERIOUSLY running out of ideas. Someone call Tom Green and tell him that there is a fat kid stealing his shtick. This kid was on the Jimmy Kimmel show and I think he helped him get this show. That right there should be an indication that the show sucks because Kimmel ISN'T FUNNY!! I say get that little kid who dressed up like a boy scout and give him his own show. Now THAT was funny.
 Tommy Lee
This dude is everywhere I turn. I can't seem to get rid of him, kinda like the psoriasis on my elbow or the rash around Pam's played out vagina. I do respect the guy though. And the fact that he married Pam Anderson is a testament to her, think about it... This guy could have any chic in the world and he chose Pam. I think we all know why.
 The IMDB.com
Who did the creators of this website blow at Google in order to have their site as one of the top 3 results for every actor/actress that ever existed. Maybe when I search for Vivica A. Fox I really don't care about her notable TV appearances. Did anyone consider the fact that I might just want to see her pasties scene from Independence Day. Oh but wait, thanks to the IMDB I can find out what year that movie was released and what character Jeff Goldblum played. And what's with their slogan: "Earth's Biggest Movie Database"? Is that supposed to be cute or clever?
 Vince Vaughn
Is there a funnier comedic actor out there? I just saw Wedding Crashers and I'm convinced that he is a genius. His timing is impeccable and at this point, just hearing him speak makes me crack up. With 'Crashers', '
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ' and 'Old School', he has strung together three of the funniest flicks in recent memory. He is also a funny talk show guest. I saw him on Letterman and he killed. Where did this new comedic talent come from? I thought his career was history after that awful Psycho remake.
 Viva La Bam
This is now the most retarded show on cable. Everything is scripted including Don Vito's anger. I love how they sit around and just 'come up' with ideas and Bam's Mom is sooooo shocked at the suggestion. This will probably be the last season for this crap. I saw the other week Bam took his Hummer to a cliff and dropped it. I guess people are supposed to be like, "No way, he didn't just drop his Hummer off a cliff"! Zzzzz...
 Tara Reid
Does she have any fans out there? She has transformed from a cute little chic to a skanky ho with a wet blanked for an ass. What has she contributed to our culture, our movies or entertainment other than becoming the laughing stock of the celebrity world? She can whisk around the world with that other whore but at the end of the day she is still a 2 bit hooker.
 Hitch
Not funny. I laughed more during the first 5 minutes of last night's Seinfeld rerun than I did during the 2 hours of this awful excuse for a movie. Wil Smith's attempts at physical humor were pointless. And I never noticed this, but during his close ups, check out his face. Damn he has a fucked up grill. The only thing that saved this flick for me was the exquisite Eva Mendes. She just keeps getting hotter and hotter in each bad movie she stars in.
 Eminem
So he checked himself into a drug treatment clinic for an addiction to 'sleeping pills'. I wouldn't be able to sleep either if I was a talentless wigger either. I recently saw him in an interview and I know for a fact that he was pretty fucked up. I had that much booze and weed one time and I passed out on my friend's porch a couple years ago. So, why he can't get some z's I don't quite understand. I wonder if he has ever just tried counting sheep...
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