Brad - Frat
Boy
This
dude
is
one of those loudmouth guys that you hear at a party who,
when they get drunk, don't hesitate to make this noise:
WOOOO. He came to the show with a 5 year girlfriend, then
after surveying the punani in the house, he decided that
maybe he needs some space. Needless to say he broke
it off with his broad and is now focused on Cameran, an
average looking southern blonde. At the half hour
point of the premiere, he found himself in the hot tub with
Frankie (the freak, getting all lovey dovey). They didn't
get that far though because he kept saying that he is committed
to his girlfriend (yes the one that he broke up with a couple
days later). And yes, this all happened in the first episode.
 Cameran
- Southern Belle
From hour one, this chic had been totally fascinated with
Brad, a "loud, obnoxious Yankee". Is she still
bitter that we won the war (Civil War). I could tell right
away that she is a wacko because at the beginning of the
show she claims that sex isn't a big deal to her.
She says that is gross and messy. Then later she proudly
tells everyone that she has a vibrator. Well, she
wont be using it for long because Brad will soon tap that
ass. And what's with her name? Didn't her parents
know how to spell? It's CAMERON!! That's the
south for ya. She also claimed that Brad was SOOO funny
but damnnit, I didn't hear him say one freaking funny thing
the whole episode.
 The
Freak - Frankie
This chic would be way cute if she colored her hair, took
out her lip ring and got a decent hair-cut. She wins
the crown for first emotional breakdown which occurred the
morning after she decided to get trashed on the first night
and throw herself at Brad. But he wasn't having it. Apparently
nobody knows what its like to not be popular and WAHHH.
One episode in and we already have tears. She also wished
that she could just start all over where nobody knows her.
They picked a good one here. She has lots of issues...
 Slut
Bartender - Robin
I couldn't believe my eyes when this one showed up on screen
with her huge fake torpedoes petruding from her t-shirt.
She is pretty cute, but then again I guess you have to be
to work at Coyote Uglys in Tampa, FLA!! Anyway, she
is my frontrunner for hottest chic in the house so far because
of her complete package-ness. Hopefully she will follow
in the footsteps of some of her Real World predecessors
and pose in Playboy or maybe even Beaver Hunt someday. I
hope she lets her hair grown a little longer...
 The
Artist -
Randy
Man compared to last year's Boston dude CT, this guy is
a serious bore. He is head of security somewhere so
oh boy, he and the Coyote Ugly chic have something in common
woo hoo, both nightclub industry workers!! He thinks that
he is really interesting because despite his looks and his
profession, people never believe that he sits at home and
paints, sculpts and all that other shit. This is obviously
a line he has used about 10,000 times in his life successfully.
 The
Asian - Jamie
We didn't really learn much about her on
the first episode. She is kinda cute with a great
body. I bet that she thought she was going to come
to the house as one of the hottest chics but actually she
might be last, but I'm not sure on that yet. Maybe
she will grow on me.
 The
Black Guy - Jacquese
This dude seems like a nice, friendly & educated guy
who seemed to fit in with everyone nicely. He seemed
kinda out of place in the hot tub though and kinda kept
to himself during most of the episode except when he was
helping Frankie with her drunken puking. He is from Patterson,
NJ which is apparently a very rough part of town, so living
with all these uppity freaks should really be culture shock
for him. It looks like from previews from the the next episodes
that he gets in some kind of fight with one of the chics
or Brad or both, who knows. Can't we all just get a long?
I predict that he hooks up with the Jamie chic Jamie because
ironically I have been seeing a lot of Asians on Soul Train
lately.
* images from MTV.com
|
