A
while back Howard Stern said that he was putting together
an DVD filled with nothing but uncensored E! show goodness.
Instead of this highly anticipated project, we got a
bunch of shows (currently around 30 and growing),
available on the Internet that will cost you anywhere
from 4.95-6.95. So for a huge fan like myself, it would
cost over 150.00 to watch all of them!! That's crazy.
There
are a some fundamental problems involved with this whole
setup of downloading these vids for a fee. 1. Most of
these show were filmed with television viewing in mind,
so we get no close-ups and too many times the camera moves
away from these naked broads, giving Howard and the crew
a lot of camera time. Maybe this will change over time,
we'll see. 2. After 20 minutes of looking at the same
broad nude, you kind of get bored, especially if you have
seen the episode before. 3. The time which elapses before
the broad(s) gets naked is painful. Sometimes you will
get an episode where the certain broad will be interviewed
for 15 minutes then gets nude. Having a 2,3 or 4 disc
DVD set with nothing but shorter clips is what should
have been done here.
Lets
briefly go over the episodes I have paid good money (wink
wink) to see:
The
World's Most Perfect Breasts (Double Episode)
Synopsis: See
Rita get a nude hands-on exam by Howard, Artie, Wood-Yi
and even Robin to see if she truly has "The World's
Most Perfect Breasts!" Plus two lesbian fans get
naked to see if they match up.
Comments:
Rita G is pretty unbelievable but even after looking at
her beautiful natural breasts for 20-25 minutes. At the
end, we get a glimpse of some other chics rack .
Worth $6.95? Yes.
The
Stupid Bowl
Synopsis: See
two hot models get naked (and stupid) for $2,000 in The
Stupid Bowl. They play breast football, coin pickup, bobbing
for weiners, and then score extra points by making out.
Comments:
Not bad. Both chics take off their bottoms but only the
smaller breasted one takes her top off. Both girls are
really hot + they kiss at the end.
Worth C4.95? Yes.
P.E.T.A.
Girls Bare All
Synopsis:
See gorgeous P.E.T.A. girls bare all and do anything Howard
says in order to save a fish and a lobster.
Comments: This
episode is pretty good and all the chics are hot. It has
all been ruined though after it was discovered that the
blonde in the middle is actually a man. But the other
two chics on the end are hot and it was good to see them
topless.
Worth $4.95? No.
Multiple
"O" World Record
Synopsis: Can
a lesbian stripper set a world record for multiple O's?
Her lesbian lover helps out by spanking her and pulling
her hair as she tries to pleasure herself over 50 times
in one hour.
Comments: Bad
episode for many reasons. 1: this chic doesn't know what
inhibit means. 2: her orgasms are fake. 3rd: Howard doesn't
make her get topless. 4: She is a lesbian. 5: She is chubby.
6: She keeps her drawers on.
Worth $4.95?:
No!
Lord
of the "Special" Ring Toss
Synopsis: See
adult film star Allie and her girlfriend introduce Howard
to their "special" ring toss game. Finally see
what was blurred out on The Howard Stern Show UNCENSORED!
Comments: This
one is pretty good but again we could have used better
camera work. For example, we don't even get to see the
insertion of the object that the rings are thrown onto.
You can catch some really good stuff from these chics
here.
Worth $4.95? Yes.
It's
Just Wrong! Fathers & Daughters (Double Episode)
Synopsis: Is
it wrong for a brother to see his sister without clothes
on? Yes, but she's not your sister, so enjoy it! See how
far these beautiful sisters and depraved brothers will
go to win $10,000!
Comments: This
is my favorite one so far. You get three broads nude and
kissing, but also this was a funny episode.
Worth $6.95?
Yes.
Overall,
these were fun to watch and worth it if you got the dough
to blow. I don't understand releasing the ones with dudes
in the like the small penis and the hemmoroid contest.
I guess people want to see that shit. I do still hope
that one day we will have a compilation DVD with shorter
clips, but until then, I am still VERY thankful for what
the King Of All Media has given us with these uncensored
clips.
