Erik Estrada - Former TV Star
It looks like this dude is going to have to take on the fatherly role on the show because it seems like he the most normal one.  He often took time out to calm down the Iceman when he couldn't get the sausages he needed at the local farmer's market. He must not be in good shape because he wouldn't get in the hot tub on the first night. People think he is washed up but most do not know that he has been macking it up on soap operas that air Univision, the Spanish channel.

Ron Jeremy - Adult Film Legend
Ron is a funny guy.  He had the entire cast laughing and the curiosity involving him and the adult entertainment industry was evident with Tracy & Trichelle.  It even got to the point where Tracy was curious about his manhood and played him in a game of pool with the loser having to flash. Ron won but typical of stupid bitches, she reneged and offered a stupid 8x10 where she appeared fully clothed.  Ron asked if he could put it in his turtle cage for it to shit on. He said that he had sex with over 4500 broads and he has been in over 1500 movies. The funny thing is that he is the only one on the show that has had consistant work over the last 20 years. Look for more funny shit and hi jinx from this dude.

Trichelle - Reality TV Star
I actually feel bad for her.  She's not really a celebrity but her stunning looks keep getting her on TV although she lacks any talent or future in the mainstream entertainment industry.  But like I said, she is hot as hell and in my opinion, her body makes Tracy's look not only fake but really bad in comparison. She has real, ample breasts and the rest of her body is just perfect, from the skin tone to the nice flat but not ribby stomach to her legs that never end.  Look for her to shack up with someone, which she always does due to her insecurities and the need she feels for love and acceptance from men.  My guess is Vanilla Van Winkle or maybe even a go around with Erik.

Tammy Faye
I can already see the mascara running.  Tammy still preaches the gospel and even does it while people are half naked in the hot tub.  She gets into a discussion with the Iceman about religion, this is a must see.  Apparently Vanilla believes that we are all aliens.  And to hear Trichelle chime in is funny as hell too. All Tammy can do is just sit there and cover her ears like a 5 year old.  On the preview for the next episode, Tammy is crying and I think it's all Vanilla's fault.  Can't wait to see that one...

Tracy Bingham
At the beginning of the show, Tracy showed up on the bus but had to run because she was "shooting" a TV show.  Then she showed up late at the house and began bitching about every little thing.  Then she got in a fight with Trichelle. Then she showed up late for dinner with a bottle of booze which she thought smoothed it over.  This is the kinda broad that if she aint naked, it isn't worth having her on the TV screen.  So back to her TV shooting, it had to have been Playboy because no other channel or show in their right mind would hire her for an acting gig except for maybe another Baywatch reunion...

Vanilla Ice
Vanilla is the mack daddy but he is really pissed off.  Maybe it's from the Suge Knight incident.  Maybe it's because he was the biggest star in the world and everybody had his album but nobody wants to admit it.  Maybe it's because Eminem is stole his act but everyone seems to respect him as an artist. Whatever the problem, it drove him to deface the mural in the house that had his old school pic on it.  Tammy wants to help him resolve some of this anger but I see nothing but a collision course ahead for these two polar opposites.  Word to your motha.