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Black Men of 2002 |
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 10.
Wesley Snipes
I don't really like any of his movies except for White Men
Can't Jump, but this year he starred in Blade
2, one of my favorite flicks of the year. So, for this
small contribution to my viewing enjoyment, he makes the list. |
 9.
Tracey Morgan
Far surpassing his best work on SNL,
he is the voice of Spoonie Love on the Comedy Central hit
prank phone call show Crank Yankers. His calls are by far
the funniest ones featured on the show. |
 8.
Samuel L Jackson
Jackson has been in a shitload of my favorite movies including
Pulp Fiction, A Time To Kill and Unbreakable, but more imortantly
he became the first black
Jedi. Jackie Robinson eat your heart out. |
 7.
Ozzy's Security Guard
This guy cracked me up. We first met him during a game of
pool with the Prince
of Darkness and ended it with a run-in with the law which
he later cleared up as a "misunderstanding". |
 6.
Lennox Lewis
In 2002, Lewis
did what I should have done a long time ago: shut Mike Tyson's
retarded mouth up. After the fight Tyson said: "There's
no way I could ever beat him, he's just too big and too strong.''
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Suge Knight
Suge was recently arrested for violating his parole by hanging
out with friends who happen to be gang members. I think this
is some really fucked up shit. |
 4.
Emmitt Smith
The Cowboys running back broke Walter Payton's all time rushing
record. Too bad he did it while playing for the shittiest
team in the NFL and during the worst season of his career.
Today he had 18 rushes for 13 yds. HA! |
 3.
Colin Powell
Powell is one of the greatest Secretary of States of all time.
He could be the first black President. He wants to bomb Iraq.
He is Conservative. He is a 4-star
General. I like this guy. |
 2.
Chief Moose
Moose tracked down the snipers and brought them to justice.
Well maybe he really didn't have anything to do with the capture,
but I did enjoy his press conferences. Long
live the moose!! |
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Beetlejuice
Beet released one the most controversial and hilarious DVDs
of the year entitled Beetle Uncensored. He is the only dwarf
I know of who has an entry in the Internet
Movie Database. |
