It
seems that every time I read the newspaper, there is another
shooting. Whether it is in the streets or in the schools,
we as a society need to start doing something about this
situation before it gets out of control. Are today's youth
that withdrawn and emotionally unstable that they need
to resort to violence? Is the problem that guns are more
accessible than ever or is Marilyn Manson to blame all
of America's problems? Personally, I think that the recent
rash of violence can be attributed to movies, music, and
a great game called House Of The Dead 2!!!!
You
may have seen this game in the arcades of America and
if you like gory, death, nightmarish, evil, satanic, sacrilegious,
blood thirsty games that leave you disassociated from
society, this one is for you. You get to be this dude
who walks around town with a 45, I think, shooting zombies
and other demons. You can even blow their heads off. Every
shot leaves their internal matter, which in this case
is mostly a green substance, splattered all over the cement
and walls.
The
bosses are really freakin scary in this game. The scariest
of them all is this one guy who you 
can
only shoot his head. He is straight out da Texas Chainsaw
Massacre. I couldn'tsleep for a couple days after I fought
him; I kept seeing him in the corner of my eye, poised
to chop my freakin head off with one swift blow. I even
started dreaming about him; I would wake up in a cold
sweat with my willy in my hand. THIS GAME IS FREAKIN AWESOME!!!
My uncle Leroy made meangry last week and I thought to
myself how great it would be do just whip out a chainsaw,
hide in his closet and then when he starts to snore like
he does, jump out and chop him in little pieces. You gotta
get this game people!!
The
only bad part of the game is that at the end, you meet
face to face with the dude that made all these freaky
devil dudes. The guys jaws off for a little while and
then jump off the roof. You don't get to blow him away
or even see his bodily remains scattered on the street
below.
So
let's start cleaning up this country. The youth of today
deserve it and it is our duty as adults. They look to
us for leadership, so lets not let them down.
