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California Governor Candidate Mary Carey Speaks
 
"This is America, I am just as dignified as Arnold Schwarzenegger,
and I can speak English." -Mary Carey
Dean S. Planet: What will you do to help lower California's deficit?
Mary Carey: Tax breast implants, hiring porn stars to help negotiate better wholesale electricity prices in the golden state, and make ALL lap dances tax-deductable!
Dean S. Planet: Do you plan on hiring any interns?
Mary Carey: When the time is absolutely right/more than likely...they will do as directly ordered.
Dean S. Planet: Will you be appearing on the Stern Show to talk the election?
Mary Carey: I'll have to schedule it in, but I'll be there before October.
Dean S. Planet: Your proposed webcam at the Governor's Mansion sounds interesting. What would we expect to see?
Mary Carey: ALL of daily activities/parties - it'll be worth the price to surf there and help reduce the state deficit!
"Californians prefer blondes." - Mary Carey
Dean S. Planet: Besides the webcam, what else would you do if elected?

Mary Carey: Swap all guns for smut, and implementing this novel solution to global warming: "Wear less clothes!"

As far as what the crtitcs would call "On-The-Job-Training", that applies to the OTHER candidates like Arnold, Flynt, etc....I really DO KNOW how to govern a body, let alone a MASS...of people!
Dean S. Planet: Would you take a break from your current industry if elected?
Mary Carey: It would depend on my contarct with my video boss - but probably NOT likely..!!
Dean S. Planet: What do you think about the situation in the Middle East?
Mary Carey: The soldiers need more porno material of me to let them know what they're really fighting for!
Dean S. Planet:Thanks Mary and good luck!! You got my vote, oh uh wait I live in Pennsylvania...