January Issue & 2005 Playmate of the Year Prediction!
Jenny McCarthy comes up big in the latest issue of Playboy. She has gone back to being a blonde after no doubt realizing that it was her golden locks that made her who she was in the entertainment industry. Her pics are kind of artsy fartsy, which always happens when the same broad comes back for numerous pictorials. Her breasts look a tad smaller these days, maybe she had them removed, had a smaller implant put in or maybe her new baby emptied all the milky goodness from them. Who knows. I found that the pics that they kept for the cyber club were better which is happening a little too often lately. Luckily I am a member...

The January 2005 Playmate Destiny Davis is freakin unbelievable. She is a gorgeous 19-year old blonde from Las Vegas who packs a full D cup. Check her out here.

Coming Next month: Teri Polo - While the world was cracking up over Ben Stiller's befuddled antics in Meet the Parents, we were developing a huge crush on his on-screen fiancée, a former ballet dancer. This month the world gets its much-anticipated sequel -- Meet the Fockers -- and we get our wish: a gorgeous pictorial.

That's the description on the back page of January's Playboy. I'm not really that excited to see this broad. I hate those movies with that douchbag Ben Stiller and I can honestly say that I have never looked at this actress and thought to myself that I want to see her naked. I virtually think this about every female I see or some into contact with. This never even entered my mind in this case. She has already been nude in a couple movies and in my opinion, she needs to eat something. Oh well, I am just going to be happy that Playboy continues to track down big name actresses and gets them naked.

Playmate of the Year Prediction. This month's issue has always been my favorite because its the time when they review all the Playmates. It gives me a funny feeling down below when there they are, all of the previous month's most gorgeous females spread out on 6 or seven pages. Having them all together like that really helps me form a solid opinion on who should win the coveted Playmate of the Year award. After further review of the candidates, a process that took about 3 days, many sleepless nights, tweezers and a microscope, I have come to my official pick. This is the moment you have all been waiting for. The winner of the Playmate of the Year award will be November 2004 Playmate of the Month, MTV Road Ruler Cara Zavaleta!! She exemplifies what it means to be PMOY. She has the most gorgeous smile, perfect body and the embodiment of the girl next door. Sorry if this news disappoints anyone out there or spoils the news but I am 100% sure she will be selected.

Cara Zavaleta

Various Playboy News:

• DeansPlanet.Com columnist interviews Playboy model Jennifer Krum
  Read a very interesting conversation with Howard Stern's Miss Amputee 2004 who was then contacted by Playboy to pose nude. Check it out here...
• Update On WWE Divas Posing In Playboy
  Here is an update for those interested in the WWE Divas/Playboy rumors. Apparently, the source is a photographer with connections with Playboy that has posted on the www.cndb.com message board, which is a celebrity nudity database/reference site. By the looks of his postings, the guy seems to have some valid information, particularly when looking at the other information that he has posted regarding this rumored Playboy spread. Here are the relevant posts the source has made in regards to his story.

  On Dec. 20, "Photographer" posted:
  They are negotiating right now with the WWE to do a Women of the WWE issue, so far the only Divas that have agreed is Torrie Wilson, Dawn Marie, Miss Jackie, Victoria, Christy Hemme, Joy, Amy Weber, Michelle McCool, and Lilian Garcia, they are still trying to get Lita, Molly Holly, Stephanie McMahon, Ivory, and one other. Trish Stratus, Stacy Keibler and someone else said no.

  On Dec. 26, "Photographer" posted a follow up to this rumor with a lot of details.
  I found out this week that Stacy Keibler and Molly Holly have both agreed. But both have stipulations. Molly will only appear topless and nothing else will be shown, however, her hands will be covering her breasts in the photo. Kind of like the old Janet Jackson Rolling Stone Issue. Stacy Keibler will show her legs and butt in the pictorial but nothing else. So most likely it will be shot from behind with her turning towards the camera wearing a shirt. With Playboy okay with these stipulations it is now possible that both Trish Stratus and Stephanie McMahon will appear but with provisions like Stacy and Molly. Stephanie wants to appear but has only agreed to be wearing something sexy or see-through, and Trish said she would agree along the same lines. No word on Ivory, as of this point it looks like she will not pose at all. The pictorial is said to be over at least 10 pages, and will hit newsstands around July, not August like originally planned.
  Another post....
  Sorry I forgot about Lita. Lita is confirmed and will appear all-nude in the pictorial.
  And in one last post to recap....
  OK here is the info I gathered about the WWE Women:
  Victoria -Topless & Full Frontal
  Dawn Marie - Topless & Full Frontal
  Miss Jackie - Topless Only/Lingerie
  Stacy Keibler - Ass and Back only
  Stephanie McMahon - See-through Nightie/Lingerie
  Michelle McCool - Topless & Full Frontal
  Amy Weber - Topless & Full Frontal
  Maria - Topless only
  Lita - Still Negotiating Poses
  Joy Giovanni - Topless & Full Frontal
  Christy Hemme - Topless & Ass only
  Candace - Topless & Full Frontal
  Torrie Wilson - Topless Only/Lingerie
  Lilian Garcia - See-Through Nightie/Lingerie
  Molly Holly - Topless Only/Lingerie
  Please Note, that the Spread is 10 pages, however some of the Divas will only appear once, while others may get one or two pages.

  For the time being, we should take this as rumors until it is confirmed by WWE or Dave Meltzer or someone like that. You should decide for yourself if you believe these rumors are true, but I think there is a great possibility that these rumors are indeed true.
  Source: lordsofpain.net

• Lohan tells 'Playboy' no thanks
  Anyone who was hoping to see 'Mean Girls,' star Lindsay Lohan bare it all on the pages of of Playboy shouldn't hold their breath according to IMDB.com.True, the 18-year-old, white hot celeb freely admits she was contacted by the magazine, she says it was never to do one of the skin mag's famous nude spreads. Lohan says, "I'm not doing Playboy, no. Never. They contacted my publicist and they asked if I would do their 20 questions spread, which is not a nude photo that they do with it. It's a regular photo. But I do have a Disney movie coming out and a young fan base and I'm not interested in doing Playboy right now in my life. So we said no and then now they've put it in Star magazine that I turned down Playboy (and) that I approached them and asked them if I could do a nude spread or something, which is not true. Now when people ask, that's the most ridiculous rumor - that I asked if I could do Playboy."
  -Source AZ Central

• Playboy's free come-on turns iPod into iBod
  Playboy is offering its own special brand of holiday cheer to iPod Photo owners--free soft porn. The adult entertainment icon has posted a download called "iBod" on its Web site that delivers pictures for viewing on Apple Computer's new iPod photo device. The free gallery consists of 25 PG-rated images sized for the iPod photo's display. Digital content with nude pictures is available on Playboy's subscription site Playboy Cyber Club. A Playboy representative described the download as a soft launch for services that will target a variety of portable devices capable of displaying photos. A formal launch is planned for January, but the company figured many iPod photo devices would be given out for the holidays and made the feature available now.
  -Source CNET
• Virus warning: Playboy bunny, not so funny
  Antivirus vendors are warning users to be on the lookout for an email borne worm which is disguising itself as nude pictures of Playboy pin-ups, though they admit the threat level is still very low. The Maslan worm would appear to be politically motivated, with infected machines intended to launch a denial-of-service attack against websites owned by Chechen separatists, according to antivirus firm Sophos. According to Symantec W32.Maslan.C@mm is a mass-mailing worm that opens a back door and exploits system vulnerabilities on the compromised computer. The worm also steals passwords using a keylogger. The worm also attempts to attack a series of firewalls and antivirus settings on an infected machine.
  -Source silicon.com
• Shanghai says no to Playboy Club
  China's commercial capital, Shanghai has rejected US-based Playboy's application to open a "Playboy Club" in the metropolis, two days after a local joint venture company announced plans to open a high-profile outlet. "Business administrators in Shanghai have turned down the application for the establishment of a Playboy Club in the east China metropolis, a spokeswoman for the Shanghai municipal government," Jiao Yang was quoted as saying by local media. Jiao said that the company's application did not comply with the requirements of China's corporation law and regulations on capital registration.China does not allow sale of magazines such as Playboy in the country. However, there is no such restriction in Hong Kong, which is now a Special Administrative Region of China.Earlier, Shanghai Entertainment Ltd. Was authorised by Playboy Enterprises to use its logo.It was not clear why officials had second thoughts on Playboy's plans, but industry sources say the company's announcement, prior to getting the final approval might have annoyed the mandarins.
  Source: PTI
  
  That's my Playboy update for now. Tune in again... If you have Playboy related news, feel free to send it me!
  
  Thanks, Playboy Al!!