I'm going about my business the other day, drinking copious amounts of coffee, when I come across an ad for Sharon Stone's new movie, Basic Instinct 2 . The first thing I thought was, "Are you fucking kidding me?"
When Basic Instinct came out about 15 years ago, it was quite boner inducing. Sharon Stone was the "it" girl of the moment because she flashed her cooter. She went on to make shitty movies like Sliver & The Specialist . Then she announced that she was no longer doing nude scenes. She somehow made it into cool films like Casino & Diabolique , but she wasn't quite talented enough for people to pay to see her dressed.
Sharon Stone disappeared for a while, then she resurfaced in the horrendous fucking Catwoman flick. Perhaps that was when she decided it was time to break out her moneymakers again. There's only 1 problem. Does anyone on this planet have the ability to dust off her pussy? I don't know the plot of this film, I'm not sure if there is 1, but this is bordering on granny porn & that's fucking creepy!
Please stay dressed, Sharon. No 1 wants to see cobweb covered pudenda.
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