I've heard about it on Howard Stern & I've read about it in the newspapers & Rolling Stone. Red Light District, the adult film company who brought you the Paris Hilton & Chyna sex tapes, has obtained & plans on releasing a tape of Kid Rock & Scott Stapp (you know, the Creed bicth) fucking several groupies. The first thing I thought when I heard this was, "Um.... no".
To the fine upstanding smut-peddlars at Red Light District, I have a message. Yes you've undoubtably raked in copious amounts of cash from people who want to watch Paris Hilton get fucked & answer her cell phone in night vision. I'm certain many lonely wrestling fans bought Chyna's video to make sure she didn't have a cock (although for many years I've believed her ex-boyfrined, Sean Waltman was a woman). I get that. It's a taboo thing that since these women are celebrities, you're not supposed to watch them fuck or take a load on their chest. That's fine & I understand curiousity. But what those 2 tapes & the Pam Anderson video have in common is that the famous people in them (with the exception of Tommy Lee's cock) are women.
Mostly men get porn. Sure there are a few chicks out there who like porn, who I feel are exceptionaly good people. But I can't imagine anyone, male or female, who would want to see Kid Rock & Scott Stapp butt-nekkid (with the exception of a few toothless waffle houe waitresses). In fact, the mere thought os such shennanigans makes me a little nauseous.
Excuse me a moment. I will vomit.
OK I'm back.
As I was saying, men in general don't give a fuck about men in porn. Well, except gay men, but I'm guessing they don't want to see Kid Rock or Scott Stapp either. Hold on. I'm gonna puke again.
Damn, I think some stomach lining came up on that last 1.
So, Red Light District, stick to them women. You'll find a bigger audience in fans of barely 18 midget bukkake than folks who want to see 2 no talent rockers get it on with the GED class of 2002.
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