I’m driving home from my lady’s place last night, heading west on the Southern State Parkway, enjoying a replay of The O’Franken Factor, when I hop on the exit for the Cross Island Parkway. The exit is 2 lanes, but then the right lane merges into the left 1. I get into the left lane. Out of nowhere, a mini van blazes by me in the right lane with every intention of putting itself in the exact location I’m currently occupying. The mini van is moving left. It will hit my car. I take a split second to check my left side to make sure I don’t get sandwiched by another car & pull the wheel left. The coke-sniffing dog-fucker in the mini van speeds on. No signal. No nothing.

I recognize the mini van from a few miles back. The driver was speeding, tailgating & changing lanes without signaling. This is typical driving from the owner of a Mercedes. But it’s not just Mercedes owners who can’t drive. There’re quite a few luxury car owners who just don’t give a fuck about anyone on the road besides themselves. Watch a BMW, SUV, or Humvee on the road. The driver seems to convey the message that since they could afford that vehicle then the manner in which they drive it is not their concern, it’s yours.

How many people who own sports utility vehicles or a Hummer actually take them off the road?

These rich, self-centered cunts simply don’t give 2 tugs of a dead dog’s cock when it comes to their vehicle both when they’re driving & when they’re parking. Ever been in a parking lot when you see a fancy car parked in 2 parking spaces. The selfish douchebag owner of that car felt they were entitled to 2 spaces. They haven’t learned the most important lesson life has to give you, which is the realization that most of the population of this planet does not give a fuck about you. So when I come across a schmancy car parked in 2 spaces, I work very hard to hack up any phlegm I have so I can spit it on the driver’s side window. Fuck you. The revolution will not be televised, but it will be gooey.

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