Welcome
to the first installment of this recurring column. My intention
with this is to hopefully point some readers in the direction
of great movies they haven't heard of & to shine the
spotlight on these films.
Malevolence:
This movie will be difficult to find in theaters. But if
it is playing nearby then you should run, do not walk, to
see it. Director Stevan Mena takes us back to the days before
the Halloween & Friday The 13th franchises sucked (Jason
in space my left nut!). While he borrow liberally from both
films, as well as Blair Witch & Psycho, he adds quite
a bit with his spooky music designed to make the audience
jump at the right moments. After an opening scene regarding
missing children, the film unfolds on a gang of 4 bank robbers
embroiled in a heist gone wrong & 2 carjack victims
who stumble upon the felony debacle. Mena uses a cast of
unknown, which gives little clues as to who will survive
& the actors, provide much better performances than
1 would expect from a horror film. While the killer is not
supernaturally durable like Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers,
he does seem to exist only to kill. After a decade of whodunits
packaged as slasher flicks (Scream), Malevolence is a much-needed
throwback that conceivably becomes a franchise itself.

2LDK:
It may be short (the film's running time is only 70 minutes),
but director Yukihiko Tsutsumi takes the black comedy of
Heathers to nasty new heights. Dealing in pure minimalism
with only 2 cast members; we come upon 2 Japanese actresses
who share an apartment. They are vying for the same role
in a movie & trying to hook up with the director. Tsutsumi
gives us each woman's inner thoughts as they belittle every
statement the other makes. Tensions rise as little annoyances
such as using a roommate's shampoo or eating their clearly
labeled food without permission bring each woman to the
brink of violence. The they fall over that brink. This is
not movie violence. There are no Uma Thurman versus Chiaki
Kuriyama choreographed fight scenes. Instead you get semi-realistic
fighting. I say semi-realistic because I'm not sure how
many homes have katanas & electric chainsaws in the
living room. But there are hardcore beatings involving toilet
lids, statuettes, cleaning products & bathtub electrocutions.
Grindhouse movie violence has always been over the top,
but watching Hasians (hot Asians) crack each other's skulls
open is more entertaining that watching Jeebus get his ass
kicked in a Mel Gibson movie.

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