I dig it when people I don’t like fuck up & fall, but this is more entertaining than when Rush Limbaugh revealed to the world that his drugs were red, white & blue. Bill O’Reilly is being sued for sexual harassment.

The splotchy-faced, lying TV show host is being sued by Andrea Mackris who alleges that O’Reilly spent years making lewd phone calls & sexual comments to her. There’s allegedly tapes in which O’Reilly tells the woman that she should get a vibrator so he could use it on her &a conversation in which O’Reilly tells her how much he’d love to shower with her & “soap up her boobs”. Please note my sarcasm when I say, if you want to get a woman moist tell her what you want to do to her “boobs”.

Fox News & O’Reilly have counter sued, stating that Mackris is trying to extort $60 million in “hush money”. But this comes after O’Reilly’s threat, in which he stated, “If you come after Fox News, not only will I go after you, but also Roger Ailes will go after you.” Ailes, the president of Fox News Channel was a former media specialist in the Nixon, Reagan & bush administrations. Fox also states that the harassment suit is designed to “extract maximum leverage against Fox & O’Reilly right before the presidential election”.

I like seeing self-proclaimed pillars of righteousness get their dirty laundry hung out in front of everybody because anybody that far to the right is hiding some shit that goes against everything they claim to be. When Strom Thrumond’s black daughter came forward, it was hilarious. When Jim Baker & Jimmy Swaggert had their sex scandals it was great. O’Reilly however is just a liar on TV who will shout down & bully anybody who gets the best of him, so hearing that he was trying to annoy a woman into bed isn’t all that surprising. What is surprising is that he thought it would work. Doesn’t he know that no 1 wants to fuck a conservative? That explains why they try to tell everyone else what to do in their sex lives.

Now, I’m sure that there are some conservatives who’d try to muddy up the argument by saying that O’Reilly isn’t as bad as Clinton who actually cheated on his wife. Yes, Bill Clinton did a bad thing when he let that intern lick his balls in the oval office. The difference is O’Reilly was using his not too smooth verbal technique on this woman & she wasn’t interested. Lewinsky willingly sucked Bubba’s cock. Clinton committed adultery & deserved all the shit his wife gave him. Bill O’Reilly tried to cheat on his wife & failed. Now he’ll have to pay up because he is utterly unfuckable & that’s damn funny.

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