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George W. Bush got reelected.

I don’t care who I piss off with my statements today. I am out to offend. In this rant, I choose to become a liberal Ann Coulter, if you will. I will use the method of speech that conservatives use, albeit with more profanity. I will vent my rage at the populace who voted for that coke-sniffing, dog-fucker ^& if I offend you, tough. Bite shit.

With Bush in office for another term, we are all fucked. I went & voted for Kerry. My voting machine was as big as a refrigerator & looked like it was state of the art in 1974, so I know it worked. I figured when it was all over, the people would have called for a change. I didn’t figure that 51% percent of the country had been brainwashed by fear & may be as stupid as the rest of the planet thinks they are. All stereotypes are based on truth, I suppose.

I’m not going into all the negatives about the talking monkey in the oval office again. Instead I’ll address the mongoloids who had an index finger thrust deeply into 1 nostril as they voted Republican. You reap what you sow.

Parents of teenagers who voted for Bush, if the draft is reinstated I hope your children are sent to Iraq. If your child dies thousands of miles away, his or her blood staining the sand, remember you voted for the President who sent them there for no discernable or honest reason.

Middle & lower class people who voted for Bush, you deserve to have your job outsourced to Bangalore fucking India. Remember who you cast your vote for when you’re unemployed & the chairmen of The Carlyle Group, Diebold, Clear Channel Entertainment & Halliburton walk off with millions in tax cuts.

Women who voted for Bush, why would you let anyone tell you that what you do with your pussy is not your choice. If you are accidentally impregnated you will have no options. Conservatives want live babies around long enough to become dead soldiers, unless they grow up to be gay.

To you 18 to 24 year olds who didn’t vote, despite what Eminem & Green Day told you, have fun playing in the sand. Watch out for chiggers.

The preceding words were crass. I don’t care. The right wing has disrespected the populace for 4 years & they have been given another 4 years to wreak havoc on all off us. Disrespect is a 2 way street. I choose not to take the high ground. It’s time to go low, lower than a snake’s belly. You can expatriate, secede or revolt.

"Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows that the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor
The rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows"- Leonard Cohen

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