| Everything
Jim Florentine touched instantly becomes comedy gold. I
recently picked up a copy of Jim's latest endeavor, a hidden
comedy DVD called "Meet
The Creeps". And just like his 3 Terrorizing
Telemarketer CDs & his live standup comedy act (I'm
seeing him again in December), this too is funny as hell.
The DVD co-stars comedian Don Jamieson and guest stars most
notably KC Armstrong and Artie Lange from the Howard Stern
Radio Show. The DVD itself is high quality and the picture
is great considering it was primarily shot with a spy pen.
There are 20 chapters in total not including Anna
Lexington's bikini clad greetings between chapters.
It
all starts off with a bang as Jim, Don & KC who gather
their Sponge Bob fishing rods and invade a local Chinese
fish market in Urban Fishing. You may have caught
a clip of this during Jim's appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel
show last Friday.
The
hilarity continues with Apartment Hunting, Flowers,
Pepper, Drinking & Driving & Porno Magazines
where Artie's true sexual preference is revealed when he
attempts to return a gay porn mag to a stand claiming that
false advertising on the cover.
In
middle chapters of the DVD we are treated to the legendary
Upper Decker first hand. Jim gets a hotel
room and takes a dump in the tank part, causing crap to
flow into the bowl when flushed. Unfortunately my woman
almost brought back up the bloomin onion we had a couple
hours earlier from the Outback as she watched. Apparently
Jim & Don summoned shit from the depths of hell for
this skit. Then KC felt the wrath of Jim's ass first hand
in Car Fart. This puzzles me because anyone who
listens to the Stern Show knows that KC is as foul as you
can get. He is the one who has shit himself numerous times
yet a can't take the smell of another man's gas?

Jim's Upper Decker - Horny Priests - Bong Hit
The
DVD ends with a bang. The grand finale called Horny
Priests stars Jim & Don dressed as men of the cloth.
They enter a bar that has a Girls Gone Wild wet t-shirt
contest going on. They drink, dance, grab asses, party
& fondle lots of boobies. All in a day's work for the
great Jim Florentine.
As
the DVD wrapped up I was left with a feeling of satisfaction
but yet a burning desire for more. Luckily, on the
cover of the DVD it reads Volume 1. I'm no genius,
but I think that means that there are more comedic hi jinx
in the future for The Creeps! Yaaaah!! |