I
cannot believe how MTV (who produced the half-time show)
attempted to insult the intelligence of the American football
viewing public with their lame, half-assed Half Time Show.
The pre-game show sucked too which featured Aerosmith,
who has definately seen better days and should probably
be looking towards a farewell tour. How many freakin times
do I have to hear Walk This Way & Dream
On? Weren't they at the last SB, or maybe it
was a year or three ago? Aerosmith's songs are so
played out and Steven Tyler needs a throat transplant because
it sure sounded like it was bleeding.
 And
it seems that where you find Aerosmith these days, Kid Rock
isn't far behind. He came out and sang BAWITABA for
the 3.6 millionth time. Then as a tribute to Texas,
he sang Cowboy. Get it, they were in Houston, very
clever... I have an idea, how about they all get together
and sing Walk This Way with a surprise guests RUN DMC?
Boy
they really brought out the talent. Like P-Diddy for
example, a guy who hasn't had a hit in YEARS. His last CD
Forever, sold less copies than the Bananarama comeback album.
Can you say "Hip Hop Has Been" boys and
girls? I knew you could... Nelly wasn't good
either, but for most of the mindless simpleton's watching
the game, I can imagine they think that he wasn't half bad.
Ugh,
then I started to hear the first bars of "Rock Your
Body" by Gay icon Justin Timberlake. He could
have shaved for the occasion, although I get the feeling
that he is the type of guy who is very insecure about his
manhood so facial hair makes him  feel
better about himself. He danced around like a girl
for a while, then Janet, who is looking like an old hag,
joined him on stage and proceeded to act like the microphone
was actually turned on. Then it went from bad to WORSE.
At the end of his song, he sings "I'll have you naked
at the end of this song", well, that's when he ripped
Janet's top off exposing her Granny right tit. I have
been analyzing it and after further review, my initial observation
was correct: something alien landed on her chest and took
a dump. Either that or it's just that Janet is aging
and her flapjack is the proof. I have seen a better
rack on Kathy
Bates. And if you are going to show breast, show them
both. There is absolutely nothing sexy about seeing
one breast. Maybe it's because it reminds me of breast
feeding. So
anyway, it wasn't that shocking. Actually, it was
shocking that a 40+ year old freak would expose her nasty
flapjack to millions of children across the world, it just
wasn't right. As we speak, an FCC
investigation has begun and I certainly hope that Justin
Timbergay, Janet and MTV are all heavily fined and/or banned
from having anything to do with the NFL in the future.
What did they expect from the sister of a future convicted
pedophile?
Statement
by NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue regarding the Super Bowl
halftime show:
"We
were extremely disappointed by the MTV-produced halftime
show. It was totally inconsistent with assurances our office
was given about the content of the show.
"The
show was offensive, inappropriate and embarrassing to us
and our fans. We will change our policy, our people and
our processes for managing the halftime entertainment in
the future in order to deal far more effectively with the
quality of this aspect of the Super Bowl."
-from
nfl.com |
