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by Dean, Editor In Chief, DeansPlanet. Com |
| 2004
Grammy Award Wrap Up |
| --> The Word Archive |
Patti
LaBelle, I think... |
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Best
Moment:
In typical rapper fashion, 50 Cent stormed the stage in
an ego laced tirade, making a fool of himself when he didn't
win for best new artist. Can you say one hit wonder 50?
It's about time that Grammy's start separating the people
with talent and those who are future convicts.
Lying
Sack Of Crap:
Justin Timberlake had the nerve to say that his act at the
halftime of the Super Bowl was unintentional. How
could he stand up there i front of his fans and millions
of Americans and LIE?
Most
Worthless Musical Performance:
When they put together the musical guests for the evening,
how did a tribute to funk come about. Sure all the
artists of today credit these guys as inspirations, but
nobody actually listens to that music anymore. Honorable
mentions: Sarah Mclachlan's & Martina McBrides's emotionless
performances almost put me into a coma. |
Fergie,
Sarah McLachlan & Justin's Mom |
Most
Hideous Looking Broad:
Her "Sharpied" eyebrows, the clown make-up,
the jet black hair, the bad breast job which exposes 9
inches of skin between her mammaries... Christina Aguilera
would never have become a star if she looked like this
early in her career. And enough with the stupid
men's suits during performances already, she looks so
god awful in them.
Idiotic
Political Statement:
Why do foreigners continue to express their opinions about
our government here in the US? Lead singer Chris Martin
dedicated his award to Johnny Cash and presidential hopeful
and Botox recipient John Kerry. A couple weeks ago
his new wife Gweneth Paltrow commented that she wont raise
her child in the US because it's too dangerous. This guy
wins a couple Grammy's over the years and all of the sudden
he thinks he is Bono.
Rock
Is Dead Moment: The
Foo Fighters performed with jazz guy Chick Corea.
Would Kurt Cobain have played "In Bloom" with
Kenny G? Maybe Courtney Love was right, Dave Grohl is
a douchbag.
Best
Performance:
It was like a dream, Prince & Beyonce, two
artists who are actually talented, shared the stage together
in an unbelievable medley of Prince's greatest songs.
I could listen to great music while watching Beyonce shaking
it like a Polaroid picture. She deserves all of her record
tying 5 awards, but what she doesn't deserve is a lifetime
of looking at Jay-Z's ugly mug. Hopefully she will come
to her senses and call the marriage off.
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Christina, Beyonce & JLH |
The
Wonders Of Plastic Surgery Moment:
Patti LeBelle looked like a 20 year old, thanks to Botox,
facial fat grafting, laser resurfacing, liposuction, tummy
tuck, facelift, collagen injections etc... She is
truly a natural beauty.
Out
Of Control Cleavage:
When she got up to hug her son for winning an award, Justin
Timberlake's Mom bosom almost fell out onto the floor.
I guess he is too big of a wuss to tell her before they
left that she looks like a woman of ill repute.
Biggest
Wigger Moment:
Justin Timberlake joined the Black Eyed Peas on stage,
who coincidently have a wigger of their own and her name
is "Fergie". Many of you will remember
her from from her girl group days as a member of the Wild
Orchid, but only a hand full of you will recognize
her from Kids Incorporated TV days. But back to
Justin, it doesn't matter what instruments he pretends
to play or how many awards he receives, he will always
be a boy band no talent, boob exposing, country music
star search reject. Amen.
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