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3/8/07
American Idol: Still The Best
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I still watch American idol religiously but this year has the crappiest pool of talent its 6 year history. I have yet to see a single great performance by one of the guys. The one Indian dude looks exactly like 14 year-old girl!! And who in the hell is voting for him, Michael Jackson? And this ugly fat dude with the long ass beard creeps me out. He sang 'Jeremy', made famous by grungers Pearl Jam this week and I swear, I sounded better when I did that song in my very own karaoke era, cira 98'.

But even with all these bad points this year, its' still the best f-in' show on TV, ever. I structure my personal life according to the American Idol TV schedule. Sad I know, but I'm not the only one.

The chicks are carrying the show and I guarantee it will be one of them who will come out as the next American Idol, and I know who it's going to be...

  • I know its NOT going to be anyone over 25,
  • It won't be a backup singer who aspires to be in the limelight
  • It won't be anyone over 250lbs
  • It won't be someone who has kids
  • it won't be a Beyonce or Whitney wannabe
  • It won't be anyone who resembles Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons
  • And it won't be a white girl

That leaves one contestant.. she's young and she can sing her ass off. So, my official American Idol prediction is that Jordin Sparks will take the prize this year, with second place going to the show's awful Justin Timberlake clone Chris Richardson. Yes, unfortunately we will have to listen to him sing again and again for two more months.

The Antonella Barba Situation
Civil rights leaders are pissed that Antonella is still a contestant but fat Frenchy fry was kicked off due to appearing on a porn site.Now I must admit that I haven't see French fry's because I fear throwing up and/or losing my vision, but from what I understand, her pics were a lot more racey. These Civil Rights morons cite that there have been hardcore pics of Antonella on the Internet, but we all know that these pics that they speak of were a hoax. Maybe they should have done a little more research before they organized and carried out a rally in front of the Kodak Theater in Hollywood. Frenchy didn't even make it, oh but she was 'on the phone'. She actually had som sucess on Broadway without having to win or get to the finals on the show, but she will no doubt junp at any chance to extend the 15 minutes of fame.


What would they like to be the ultimate resolution in this matter if they continue to pursue this ludacris allegation? Do they want Frenchy Fry to be reinstated as a contestant? By now she is surely 100 heavier and she probably exceeds the age limit. Let me guess, they want money...

The bottom line is they are both no talents. America got sick of her and got rid of the broad. Why do some people feel the need to sticking their nose in other people's business and calling people racist and trying to play the race card. That shit is getting old.