Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
This new movie they are staring in together looks awful!! The previews make me cringe! That stupid scene with the gum under the table? And the lamas class... Ugh, not funny! Here's a flick that cost only 30 million to make and it really shows. It opened the weekend making 19 million. HAHA! That's what I call a tick, tick tick BOMB!! And in the pic below.. Amy's character putting the nursing thingys up to her eyes like eyeglasses! That's groundbreaking comedy!

They co-anchored the worst version of Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live EVER. Kevin Nealon and Colin Quinn were funnier! I'd rather sit through hours of Norm MacDonald's painful monotone. And Tina Fey as a comedy writer? People say she is funny but SNL suffered its worst ratings ever and hit a comedy low during her tenure as head writer!

And some guys think Fey is hot. She was on Letterman the other night and let me tell ya, she does not do well in High Def, blech. Her face looks like a Google map of the Skuhykill Expressway and her teeth look like she belongs swimming in the Amazon River. As I write this she is on Conan. In HD... EWW!

That UPS whiteboard guy
I can't believe that Death Cab For Cutie's Ben Gibbard sold 'Such Great Heights' (actually a Postal Service song) to corporate America. Now that he has whored it out, I can't even listen to that song anymore without thinking about UPS! And hey whiteboard guy, get a freakin' haircut! I'm not shipping with any company whose spokesperson cannot even correctly determine that he needs a haircut.

Female Sports Announcers
I think one day we will have a female President (not Hitlery) and I think she will probably do a great job. There are jobs and other things that women do better than men. BUT I draw the line when it comes to women on TV doing broadcasting work for men's sports, in particular, football.

There were a lot of women on TV talking about football during the recent NFL draft and most telecasts have women walking up and down the sidelines giving injury updates and other informational tidbits. Now can honestly tell me that there aren't more qualified people to talk about the game and do a sideline analysis? Maybe men don't want to take this job because they perceive it as a woman's position, who knows.

These women never played the game. If you have never suited up, put the pads on and took a hit, you cannot comment on or talk about the game. Women will never understand the level of dedication, the mentality, the blood, sweat & tears a player goes through at that level. They do not know what it's like to get piled on (well some do). They throw like a girl. What, if anything can they add to a conversation about a game they have never played??

And while I'm on the subject, I was watching an NBA playoff game and I saw a female referee! What a disgrace! Again, I say that it's hard to believe that they aren't more qualified male officials out there, with more experience and a better understanding of the MENS game. On the same token, I think that men shouldn't officiate WOMEN'S sports either. Do you see men officiating field hockey games?