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by Dean, Editor In Chief, DeansPlanet.Com
1/30/06 |
My 10 Favorite Colin Farrell
Sex Tape Quotes |
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| The Nicole Narain/Colin Farrel video doesn't rank up there with the Paris or Pam tape, but it does provide us with 15 minutes of great entertainment. That's a lot more than I can say about that painful 3 hours of 'Alexander' that I can never get back. And it's not really a sexy video, in fact, it's pretty hilarious. Nicole is smokin' hot but she just isn't that sexy (there's a difference meathead) and Colin keeps talking and talking and talking, then after that, there's more talking. He is like a little Leprechaun who just won't shut up! But with most celeb sex vids, it's worth a look even if you can't stand the people involved. |
 "If a fucking camera could blush this thing would be fucking red. You are so fucking hot!"
-From the beginning of the tape when his ebony Goddess partner is trying to put some sex music on her stereo (which turns out to be 'The Humpty Dance', an old rap song by Digital Underground...) She actually points it at the TV then back again. I don't think she is very technically inclined. |
 "I fucking live on porn."
-As Colin asks what the chic was doing with the remote control in her hand, he asks what she is going to put on then suggests porn... |
 "Where's your lube?"
-Nicole starts to go down south and Colin asks for a little assistance from a bottle.
Nicole seems taken aback by this request so Colin says forget it. She actually says, "You need lube?" HAAHAHA, classic. |
 "Whatever princess wants fucking princess gets..."
-This is in response to the fact that Colin looks like the Sherwood forest down below. She gets some pubes in her mouth and says not too worry, he's going to "lose them"
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 "You're so fuckin' beautiful."
-Colin says this about 200x throughout the tape. He is a real smooth character. How about telling Nicole something she doesn't know. He almost seems like he is surprised that he could pull a hunny like this. Didn't he realize that this chic wasn't chosen as a Playboy Playmate for no particular reason other than SHE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL...???!!! |
 "It's like you're going fishing for fuckin' pubes... You are just catching every pube I have. By the end of this morning we won't have to fuckin' shave me."
-This seriously almost made me throw up in my mouth when I saw this part. I know that if I'm going to be with a hot chic, or any chic for that matter, I'm going to perform some maintenance down there. I don't want to see the chic pulling hairs out of her mouth, it kinda ruins the moment. Poor Nicole is smooth as a baby's bottom down there and this smelly drunken Irishman can't get out some scissors and trim himself up. |
 "Let me get inside, go lay on the couch."
-I have actually used that same exact phrase here in my DeansPlanet.Com apartment/office. However in my case, it didn't quite work out like it did for Colin. |
 "Some of the shabbiest fuckin' photography in the history of fuckin' porn, but you know what? I could give a fuck..."
-Only Colin Farrell, one of the strangest dudes in Hollywood would make this type of comment. And apparently he has never seen Dirty Debutantes 4. There is some really awful cinematography involved in that production. |
 "Holy fuck, my breakfast, lunch and fuckin' dinner right here. I'm not even joking".
-Colin hands off the camera to Nicole and does his share of the work down at 'the Y'. He seems to really enjoy what he is doing and she seems to love it being done to her, but remember, he's no Marlon Brando, but he is an ACTOR! And I'm sure she has acting aspirations... eh hem... |
 "That's the prettiest fuckin' pussy I have even seen in my life."
-Nicole says she hates 'it'. Colin tries to convince her that it's pretty, then asks her what she would do if she could change or stick in there or chop off to make it prettier. And come on Colin, Britney's isn't prettier? It has to be!!!!! |
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