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by Dean, Editor In Chief, DeansPlanet.Com |
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Damn Show DVD Review |
| --> The Word Archive |
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are these dudes not famous? This is a question I was continually
asking myself while watching The
Damn Show's hilarious 2 DVD set (Vol 1 & 2).
They
have managed to assemble an impressive collection of hilarious
skits and parodies. They also feature two bums, Jimmy Gibberish
and Cherokee who make Howard Stern's Wack Pack look like
nuclear physicists. The
Damn Show! cast member 'Waco' really brings out the
best out of these bums during his in depth interviews. Although
at one point, they needed to use subtitles for Jimmy; "I
saw a Terry on a well, I saw a I say a peanut butter rooter,
there is it, you have your  peaches
too." And at a time where patriotism has dipped, Jimmy
gives us a thundering rendition of our National Anthem which
is enough to make any man go out and harm an Arab randomly.
Cherokee, who is a 60 year old self proclaimed male prostitute,
might be a bum, but he isn't stupid. He wouldn't put on
a dress for anything less than 100 dollars. Oh yeah, and
he knows Tae Kwan Do. |
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My
absolute favorite skit is a parody of the dating show Blind
Date. They actually got a authentic black crack whore to
take part in the date. The dude, who is your all American
college boy, picks her up at her crack house. As they are
driving away, she gets mad because she thought he was going
to give her money and/or suck his dick. She then explains
that she doesn't want to go out to eat, she wants to smoke
(crack). The date continues to center around the fact that
this whore needs crack, so right before they make it to
the restaurant, they smoke crack together in an alley (they
really do smoke it). They finally sit down at the restaurant
and the whore orders a "40". The dude is so wasted
on the crack; all he wants is more menus to play with. Keep
in mind that this is a REAL crack whore, right down to her
genuine pit stains. This is some funny shit and is truly
unbelievable.
Other
funny ass highlights:
- "Yucko
goes to Sundance & in New York: Everyone's favorite
convicted sex offender/clown interviews stupid bitches
and foreigners. Yucko is my hero.
- Queers:
A parody of 'Cheers'
- The
Gooks Of Hazzard: Probably one of the funniest things
I have ever seen. They make degrading Asians fun again.
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Clayporn: This shit made me laugh and horny at the same
time.
- "
The Osbornes: The ABSOLUTE BEST Osbornes parody of all
time.
My
advice to you would be to skip the Jackass movie this Saturday
night, turn SNL off and slide in The
Damn Show DVDs. Hell, get Beet Uncensored and make it
a triple feature. At any rate, get this shit before they
get their own show on MTV, Comedy Central, and before Yucko
gets shot or thrown back in jail. |
| You
can buy the DVDs which are on SALE this
weekend by visiting The Damn Show website!! |
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