Kim Kardasian/Reggie Bush
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw some candids of Kim Kardashian walking around with The New Orleans Saints running back and overrated douchebg, Reggie Bush. If you were merely a casual sports fan, you wouldn't know how much of a loser Bush really is. There is talk that he is one of the biggest busts in high draft pick history. The Saints drafted him thinking he was going to be an offensive phenom but now they have got to realize that Bush isn't an every down back. Bush ended up becoming the #2 pick in the 2006 draft. Everyone thought Bush would go #1 but the smart front office of the Houston Texans chose Mario Williams instead.

We all know how Kardashain is down with the brown but her latest selection of cock is a real disappointment. And it looks as if banging Kim is Bush's greatest achievement on or off the field to date.

Ashlee Simpson/Fall Out Boy Guy
It makes me laugh when I see chicks like Ashlee out with what they perceive to be as real rockers. Hilary Duff dated that poser from Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne married the dude from that canadian 'punk band'. That's an oxymoron, I know... So Ashlee went out and snatched up a guy who she thinks rocks and who could maybe help her out in her pop music career. Maybe give her a little credibility.

This relationship is definately not a good thing for Ashlee. She used to be hot and dressed accordingly. This dude has definately made her dress down 24/7. We haven't seen her massive rack on display in a long time. This Fall Out BOY loser has that milky, ample cleavage on lockdown....

Jessica Simpson/Tony Romo
While I admit it could be worse, the fact that Jessica is getting Carrie Underwear's sloppy seconds is kinda gross. He's no Favre, Brady or Peyton but I guess the fact that he plays for the Cowgirls and Jessica is from Texas gets her panties all wet. Shouldn't the fact that the first game she attended ended in Romo having the worst outing of his career be a sign of what is to come in the future?

I know Jessica is a little lost since the divorce and is just looking for a good guy to settle down with but face it, if Romo was a third string quarterback who played for the Dolphins, would she even bother with this big eared loser?

And the dude has bad hands. He couldn't even hold on to a snap that would have won a big game last year in the playoffs. How in the hell is he going to satisfy Jessica? You need great hands to keep a hot piece of ass like that.

Katharine McPhee/Nick Cokas
Wow, Kat must really have some serious daddy issues. She is engaged to a 41 year old dude. And this guy isn't a young looking 40 year old either. I would say that if I didn't know how old he was, and I were to wager a guess, I would say at he was at least 50. Apparently this old dude Cokas is a Broadway performer. Are you telling me he can't find someone a little closer to his own age? Why does he need to dip into the 20 year old market? And I feel bad for McPhee. If she is going to date an older dude, shouldn't she find one with some dough? Maybe a guy who can finance her musical career. But unfortunately, how much money can a Broadway actor have in his bank account?

I mean come on, look at this guy and his shit eating grin. Can you believe he gets to go down on her. Look at her smile & hair etc... She is waaayyyy too hot to be engaged to this guy. Look at that suit! Did he buy it at Sears? Come on Kat!!!!

Nikki Cox - Hot Chick Dating Loser Hall Of Famer

It's no secret that the way to Nikki's vagina is through her funny bone. How else can you explain the string of losers she has spread her legs for?. Her first loser I'm aware of was Kevin Connelly, her goofy co-star from that 'Married With Children' ripoff 'Unhapilly Every After'. You know that show, it's the one where the dad would go down to the basement and talk to a stuffed bunny.

Speaking of the stuffed bunny, Nikki dumped Connelly for Bobcat Goldthwait, who voiced that character!! Cox and Bobcat are the most ridiculously mismatched celeb couple of all time, followed closely by Paulina Porizkova & that dude from the 80's band, The Cars.

Her crazy loser-fest ended with the wedding to Jay Mohr, one of the least funny castmembers ever to work on Saturday Night Live.