Eminen begs for more
from Elton John |
Eminem has caused quite a stir during the taping of the 2004 MTV Movie Awards by mooning the crowd after he slipped on a wig he was wearing. Oooh, he's such a rebel. What comedic brilliance! I can't believe he did it, he actually mooned the crowd! Now there's some groundbreaking work and a definite classic moment in music and MTV history! That's just awesome! What crazy hi jinx! Unfortunately, the only people he can impress with that stupidity are the retarded teenage youth of today. In fact, a couple minutes ago, future slut and host for the evening, Lindsey Lohan commented about the event on the Tonight Show. She says that Eminem is so unpredictable and she thought it was "hilarious". Also
that night, his loser group D12, the rap group of misfits
that he should have left back in Detroit, were playing practical
jokes and trying to be funny all night. In another stupid
stunt, he grabbed Jessica Biel and tried to escort her to
the exit. HAHA like he was going to take her home... FUNNY!
Then pretended to pick a fight with her in front of the
audience. ""You and me - after school!" he
taunted. Biel was happy to play along. "3 o'clock!"
she yelled back even though there was no doubt that she
was feeling like she was in high school again. FUNNY!
Oh
yeah and D12 were in costumes for the evening, because well,
we all know that costumes are so freaking hilarious!! HA
HA AHA. These talent less freaks apparently taunted glamorous
and beautiful as they walked by them in the back..
These guys are FUNNY!
"Sharon
Stone! I'm Rick James, I love your movies", shouted
D12's Kon Artis. He stopped the washed up and stunned "Basic
Instinct" star in her tracks and caressed her hand.
According to reports, she forced a smile. "I ... love
your music ...?" she said even though nobody outside
of the MTV generation has actually heard of them because
the crap they create is irrelevant. D12's Bizarre, the really
fat least talented member of the group, glared at her as
she walked away. When Halle Berry passed by, Kon Artis shouted:
"Halle! We love your music!" FUNNY!
And
have you seen their new video? Eminem parodies boy bands
at the end. They are all wearing white matching outfits
and do a little dance routine as Eminem pretends to be the
lead singer. It ends by that fat one coming up to Eminem
where he gets his right breasts revealed and guess what?
He is wearing a nipple shield OH AH AHA. Get it? Just like
the Superbowl/Janet Jackson fiasco. So what if that happened
5 months ago and every joke and parody have been made out
of the event 500 times already. IT'S STILL FUNNY RIGHT?
D12,
including Eminem should forget about music and become comedians.
Why? Because they are soooo FUNNY!
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