I am so freaking steaming mad at that skank Janet Jackson right now. Not only did her ugly off colored pancake breast take Howard Stern off the air in some markets, now it has affected one of the TV shows I look forward to EVERY YEAR, the Victoria Secret fashion show. They have decided to drop it this year "at least partly because of criticism following Janet Jackson's breast-baring faux pas at the Super Bowl." Apparently, the Stern E! show has toned it down as well. I was watching the other night when Courtney Love was on. She had a see-through gown on and nothing on underneath. Well someone had to blur out her nipples. DAMN YOU JANET!!

Then on the most recent Saturday Night Live, she had the nerve to spoof the boob flash in her monologue. She showed "rare" home movies, showing that she had a normal childhood. One of the clips showed an "young Janet" in a pool. The little girl's top fell down. Janet explained that it was a "bathing suit malfunction". What a surprise. We all knew that joke was coming, but when and how. The suspense was killing me. You can make fun of your stupidity all you want but it doesn't take away from the fact that she exposed her breast during one of our Countries greatest events as a publicity stunt to coordinate with the release of her new shitty album that nobody wants (not to mention she ripped off the album cover from a real talented female artist). She then spoofed it again in a skit where she played Condalisa Rice. VP Chaney advised her that she could get out of the situation by flashing her boob. She took his advice. I figured they would try to milk the joke as many times as they could. Her life, her career, her music, her family is one big SPOOF.

I could have sworn that I heard them say that she was the musical guest too, but when she came out to perform, they just played the song on and she moved her mouth to the words. She should have just went and sat in the audience and they could have had a CD release party. It would have saved all of us the agony of watching a 40 year old woman act like she can sing and dance. Does lip synching as well as personality disorders run in the Jackson family gene?

So as our daily lives are affected, Janet sits in her mansion and laughs at what she did. And to date, she still claims that it was a wardrobe malfunction. Lies, lies lies. Janet lies again and again, then counts her money as her midget boyfriend clips her toe nails... Wake up America.